Ethereum‘s reserves have dropped to a six-year low, which is like, totally a thing that happens when people are buying, right? 🤔 Competition is heating up, and it’s not even a cute competition like “who can bake the best cookies” competition. It’s more like a “who can steal your wallet” competition. 😩 So, Ethereum has … Read more
DeepSeek, a chatbot of no little note, is designed to perform tasks which would surely confound even the most diligent scholar. Coding, reasoning, and mathematical quandaries are to be mastered with equal facility. It is powered by the R1 model, boasting a preposterous number of parameters – 670 billion, if you please! This makes it … Read more
In the dim alleyways of the crypto bazaar, on the 30th of January, Bitcoin (BTC) thrust itself into the limelight, leaving the bedraggled altcoins to wallow in their own mediocrity. The audacity of that digital currency! 🪙 BTC price action scoffs at the grim tidings of the FOMC, DeepSeek With the numbers dancing on the … Read more
In the year of our Lord 2025, a most peculiar phenomenon transpired in the realm of digital currencies. Bitcoin, that mystical digital beast, continued its relentless conquest, devouring the landscape of cryptocurrencies like a ravenous demon consuming mere mortal tokens! 😈 Coinbase’s Brian Armstrong—a man not unlike my dear professor Preobrazhensky—lamented the proliferation of tokens, … Read more
Illinois has joined the cryptocurrency craze, with State Representative John Cabello introducing a bill to create a strategic Bitcoin reserve. This brilliant idea aims to harness the power of the world’s first cryptocurrency as a financial wonder-tool. House Bill 1844 (HB1844) proposes the establishment of a special fund in the state treasury to hold Bitcoin … Read more
In an eternal dance with fate, LINK found itself butting against the immovable wall of support at a mere $22.85—hold steady here, and who knows, we might just hatch a rally that flutters toward $25, like a dream on wings! Ah, the MACD and RSI! These twin heralds of market sentiment present us with the … Read more