Bitcoin: The Magical Cryptocurrency That Ate the Crypto World! πŸš€

In the year of our Lord 2025, a most peculiar phenomenon transpired in the realm of digital currencies. Bitcoin, that mystical digital beast, continued its relentless conquest, devouring the landscape of cryptocurrencies like a ravenous demon consuming mere mortal tokens! 😈 Coinbase’s Brian Armstrong—a man not unlike my dear professor Preobrazhensky—lamented the proliferation of tokens, … Read more

Illinois Embraces Bitcoin: A 5-Year Hodl Strategy Unveiled!

Illinois has joined the cryptocurrency craze, with State Representative John Cabello introducing a bill to create a strategic Bitcoin reserve. This brilliant idea aims to harness the power of the world’s first cryptocurrency as a financial wonder-tool. House Bill 1844 (HB1844) proposes the establishment of a special fund in the state treasury to hold Bitcoin … Read more

Money that machines trust

Opinion by: Peter Schroeder, director of global marketing at Circle It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single invention in possession of great utility, must be in want of human adoration. Just as the advent of APIs, those mysterious agents of communication, have empowered software to coexist in sublime autonomy, so too are stablecoins … Read more