MSTR Stock Could Crash To $350 Before Rally To $700, Says Expert

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In a recent post on X, SIR CHARTIST, with the gravitas of a seasoned oracle, proclaimed that the stock might just dip to that fateful $350 mark. He anticipates a delightful spectacle of panic, as traders clutch their pearls and watch the selling volume dwindle like a bad sitcom. But fear not, for he assures us that soon enough, the green candles will rise like phoenixes from the ashes of despair. 🌱

Dogecoin’s Wild Ride: Will It Hit $0.30 or Just Bark at the Moon? šŸ•šŸš€

In a dazzling display of financial acrobatics, Dogecoin’s price recently leapt to $0.24, a zenith not seen since the halcyon days of mid-May, representing a robust 40% gain over the past few days. This sharp ascent follows a breakout above the 200-day exponential moving average (EMA), a technical event that often heralds a major trend reversal—like a phoenix rising from the ashes of mediocrity.

Trump’s Presidential Seal Scandal at Controversial Memecoin Dinner!

U.S. President Donald Trump’s use of the Presidential Seal at an event where he spoke to major holders of the TRUMP memecoin may have violated federal law, a Forbes report has asserted. According to the report, the use of a lectern adorned with the Presidential Seal at the private function held at Trump National Golf Club on May 22 may have conveyed ā€œa false impression of sponsorship or approval by the government,ā€ an act prohibited by law.

Crypto Crooks Beware: U.S. Snatches $2.5M in Digital Loot! šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’°

Federal agents raid with digital flair.

Asset forfeiture does many things: stops thieves from partying with stolen digital champagne, discourages the same shenanigans, and helps international law enforcement play nice. But mostly, it’s about giving hope to those who got scammed—providing them with a shot at reclaiming their lost treasure. The FBI’s San Diego squad, along with some international buddies and the aid of Tether (the trusty sidekick in crypto recovery), made this happen. Honestly, Tether probably deserves a round of applause for helping transfer the stolen funds—because who doesn’t love a good crypto rescue story?