BTC to 90K?! 🤯

Now, lookin’ at the 1-hour chart, it’s like watchin’ molasses in January. Bitcoin kinda stuck ‘tween 87,500 and 88,800. Support down around 87,200 to 87,400. Resistance near 88,800 to 89,000. Volume’s tappin’ out, like a fella runnin’ outta breath. Ain’t nobody sellin’ off in a panic, though. Smart money’s waitin’, seein’ if she’ll break out above 88,900 or bounce back from 87,400. Gotta have volume, though, or it’s just spit in the wind. Bitcoin, bless its heart.

Trump’s Bitcoin Reserve: A 50% Chance of Digital Gold Rush!

According to the wise soothsayers at Kalshi, there’s a solid 50% chance that Trump will pull the trigger and create a National Bitcoin Reserve this year. This wouldn’t just be a shiny announcement. No, the reserve would actually hold Bitcoin not snatched from the hands of criminals. It could even include other cryptocurrencies—because why stop at just Bitcoin? Of course, Kalshi insists that the reserve has to be fully functional, not just something someone scribbles on a napkin after a long day at the golf course.

SUI to $10? The Surprising Crypto That Could Skyrocket and Crush Solana!

Once regarded as the ugly duckling of crypto, SUI was quite the sight for sore eyes. Down nearly 60% since January, it seemed to be the perpetual loser in the cryptocurrency beauty pageant. But ah, how swiftly the tides have turned! In March and April, it began its quiet metamorphosis, showing signs of life that could only be compared to a slumbering giant slowly waking from a thousand-year nap. And now, behold—the SUI network has witnessed a record-breaking surge in stablecoin activity, with $60 million worth of stablecoins flooding into its realm in a mere 24 hours. The sheer audacity!

WazirX Eyes May Relaunch as Restructuring Plan Awaits Final Court Approval

After a grueling nine months of radio silence, WazirX is setting its hopes on a court-approved restructuring plan. This could mean trading and withdrawals could resume within just 10 business days—provided everything goes according to plan and the court feels generous on May 13. Of course, this would mark the beginning of a “phased recovery,” because who doesn’t love slow and steady progress when dealing with millions of dollars?