In the dimly lit corridors of cryptographic folly, where audacious dreams dance on the precipice of despair, there emerged Ishan Bhaidani, a trader of digital currencies and a marketing executive of no small repute. He, who with prophetic insight, bore witness to the calamitous descent of the mighty FTX, now dared to declare that the … Read more
Another decline is brewing as TRUMP breaks a consolidation phase. On-chain and technical indicators support the likelihood of a price drop. Official Trump [TRUMP] recorded one of the steepest losses in the market, plummeting 13.46% and bringing its price to the $11 region, at press time. This follows a dismal performance from the asset over … Read more
Uniswap: The Rollercoaster Ride You Didn’t Sign Up For 🎢 UNI traders might be over-leveraged at $7.47 on the upside and $7.03 on the downside TD Sequential indicator seemed to be flashing a buy signal for UNI, hinting at a potential rebound So, here we are, folks. Uniswap [UNI] is taking a nosedive, and it’s … Read more
Solana’s price is testing $139, a critical support level that’s seen more drama than a soap opera. A breach below $139 could signal deeper corrections, while holding could lead to growth—like a plant that refuses to die. As I sit here, fingers poised over the keyboard, Solana [SOL] is once again flirting with the critical … Read more
Ah, the Bitcoin sell-off, a melodrama that has gripped the hearts of many, seems to be taking a breather. The price, like a timid child, has ventured back into the $80,000 playground, reaching a dizzying high of $85,120. How delightful! 🎉 Some traders, those eternal optimists, believe that Bitcoin (BTC) was simply overdue for a … Read more
In a plot twist that even Hollywood would deem too far-fetched, the Biden regime has reportedly banned DeFi founders from ever gracing the cryptosphere again. In a not-so-shocking development, a crypto VC is urging Congress to gather the victims for a riveting testimony. Spoiler alert: popcorn is required. So, gather ’round, dear readers, because the … Read more