This upgrade does not merely whisper of change; it bellows the dawn of an era replete with scalability that rivals a gossip’s reach, security tighter than Lady Bracknell’s corset, and decentralization so vast, even the most fastidious aristocrat would applaud.
Right now, ADA is 52% lower than its peak of $1.327 from last year, which is like saying you’re only a little bit behind in the race… except you’re losing by a lot. But fear not! Deezy isn’t just throwing darts at a board. He’s looked at ADA’s past and thinks it’s on a familiar path—a path that leads to some serious gains. Time to get the popcorn!
Now, poised on the spectral edge of the dreaded ‘death cross,’ that technical omen which whispers sweet nothings of doom, our dear XCN contemplates a slide into bearish oblivion.
Embedded within this tweet is a chart so artfully concocted it has two distinct parts, like a well-matched butlers and a valet combo—signalling that a hefty bull market might just be around the bend. To the left, a TradingView gem showing prices tiptoeing upwards, supported by imaginary financial scaffolding. To the right, a more classical specimen christened the “Accumulation Cylinder,” a name that calls to mind a fancy smoke ring but actually denotes the trader’s secret sauce for spotting pre-bull market shenanigans.
In the past 24 hours, Bitcoin has graciously bestowed upon us a 3.3% rise, which, if we’re doing math right, brings its weekly gains to a robust 7.3%. CoinGecko, ever the watchful observer, tells us that Bitcoin now holds a dominant 61.6% stake in the market. Yes, you read that correctly—more than 60%. Is it ruling the crypto world like a benevolent king or an overenthusiastic toddler? Only time will tell. 👑
