Bybit’s Billion-Dollar Hack: A Wild Ride Through North Korea’s Laundromat The $1.4 billion hack against Bybit wasn’t just the largest exploit in crypto history — it was a major test of the industry’s crisis management capabilities, highlighting its maturation since the collapse of FTX. On Feb. 21, North Korea’s Lazarus Group made off with $1.4 … Read more
SEC has graciously chosen to abandon its legal skirmish with the crypto exchange Kraken The exchange shall pay no penalties, thus escaping the clutches of financial retribution In a most unexpected turn of events, the esteemed United States Securities and Exchanges Commission (SEC) has decided to extend a hand of friendship towards the world of … Read more
In an astonishing spectacle of financial mystery, Fartcoin has rocketed by an astounding 32.69% over the past 24 hours. With speculative fervor bubbling to the surface like last night’s digestif, FARTCOIN has seized the moment with the elegance of a cat in a fish market. As the crypto bazaar stirred awake from its slumber, stretched … Read more
On this fateful day, March 3, the shares of Strategy (MSTR), once known as MicroStrategy, burst forth with a vigor reminiscent of spring’s first bloom, as investors, like moths to a flame, flocked to the weekend’s Bitcoin rally, ignited by none other than the grand maestro of chaos, US President Donald Trump and his audacious … Read more
In a twist of fate, XRP‘s price catapulted from $2.00 to a staggering $2.93 after Trump’s announcement, with trading volume hitting a jaw-dropping 19.1 billion XRP. Who knew politics could be so profitable? 😂 A whale, perhaps feeling a bit too fishy, closed a short position and threw in 8M USDC in margin to dodge … Read more
In the murky depths of uncertainty, could this fleeting bounce morph into a glorious ascent for Bitcoin? Ah, the U.S. crypto strategic reserve announcement on Sunday—like a gentle breeze lifting the sails of market sentiment, albeit slightly. On that fateful Sunday, the 2nd of March, Bitcoin [BTC] leaped a staggering 9.53%, as if propelled by … Read more