So, here we are, folks! Ether (ETH) has taken a nosedive of 21% since January 31. It’s like watching your favorite soap opera where the main character just can’t catch a break. 🙄 And let’s be real, trying to keep ETH above $2,800 this past week has been about as successful as my attempts to … Read more
Well, folks, looks like Washington has finally noticed the crypto party — fashionably late, as always. 🎉 One of the top jobs for White House’s new AI and crypto czar, David Sacks (fancy title alert), is tackling stablecoin legislation. You know, those digital coins pretending to be cash’s cooler sibling? Anyway, they’re big everywhere else, … Read more
Metaplanet, the so-called financial genius, has raised a mere 4 billion Japanese yen (about $26.1 million) for its grand plan to buy more Bitcoin. Yes, you heard it right: Bitcoin, that magical digital gold that’s been on everyone’s radar since, well, ever. This whopping sum is gathered through the ever-charming, completely harmless method of zero-interest, … Read more
As the winds of change howl through the desolate landscape of cryptocurrency, a lone figure emerges – OpenSea, the venerable NFT marketplace, preparing to launch its own token, SEA, like a phoenix rising from the ashes 🦄. The OpenSea Foundation, that mystical entity, has announced the impending arrival of SEA, available to users in the … Read more
The U.S. CPI data baffled experts yet again—shocking, I know. 📈 Meanwhile, USDC netflow pulled a dramatic stunt, skyrocketing to 1.09 billion within a day. 🎭 Ah, crypto. Like that one weird cousin who’s now inexplicably running a tech startup, it continues to weave itself intricately into the global economy, often with results that make … Read more
Well, gather ’round, folks! It seems that the fine folks at Plasma have managed to wrangle up a tidy sum of $24 million to whip up a brand new blockchain for Tether’s USDt, which, if you’ve been living under a rock, is the belle of the stablecoin ball. 💰 Now, according to a report from … Read more