In a plot twist that could only be orchestrated by intergalactic bureaucrats with an inexplicable sense of humor, Uniswap Labs—those intrepid developers championing the cause of decentralized exchanges—has reported that the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), in a baffling turn of events, has decided to drop its probe into their audacious machinations. Cue the … Read more
Over $200 million in long positions liquidated, triggering sharp declines across top altcoins Altcoins like Ethereum and Solana took the hardest hits amid a surge in volatility In the grand theater of the financial world, a tempest arose, sweeping away the dreams of many a trader. A staggering wave of liquidations, akin to a great … Read more
Well, gather ’round, fine folks, for I’ve got a tale to tell about our dear friend Bitcoin (BTC). In a most bewilderin’ turn of events, the price took a nosedive from a dazzling $95,930 to a mere $86,010 ‘twixt the days of February 24 and 25—markin’ the lowest dip it’s seen since the balmy days … Read more
ETH plummets to $2.3K as the crypto market drags itself deeper into February’s abyss. Altcoins suffocate as Bitcoin flexes its dominance. The great digital battle rages on. On the fateful 25th of February, Ethereum, the once-mighty titan of altcoins, fell to the depressing depths of $2.3K, shattering the sacred $2.6K barrier, which, as if from … Read more
On a fateful day, February 25, 2025, the stock of Bitdeer Technologies Group plummeted like a lead balloon, dropping over 28% after the Bitcoin miner revealed earnings that were as disappointing as a soggy sandwich. The fourth quarter of 2024 was not kind, with revenues clocking in at a mere $69 million, a staggering 40% … Read more
Watch It Sink 25% as Support Crumbles!Ah, BONK! The brave little token that has gallantly breached a year-long support level, now careening toward an all-time low in the market. What a spectacle! 
OI-Weighted Sentiment and Relative Strength Index (RSI) are like the harbingers of doom, showing a fractal pattern that could intensify BONK’s fall. Grab your popcorn! 
Bonk [BONK] … Read more