So, here we are, folks! The software intelligence firm that decided to moonlight as a Bitcoin investment giant, Strategy, is still sitting pretty with a whopping $7.8 billion profit on its Bitcoin stash. And all this while Bitcoin is doing its best impression of a rollercoaster, dropping to a mere $80,000. 🎢 On March 10, … Read more
Oh, the Mischief of Coin Mixers! How They Twirl and Conceal Stolen Crypto Picture this, dear reader: coin mixers, or tumblers, are nothing short of magical contraptions in the crypto realm. They’re akin to a cloak of invisibility for crypto transactions. Hackers, with their mischievous grins, send their ill-gotten gains to a mixer’s address. The … Read more
Utah removes the Bitcoin reserve clause but advances broader blockchain rights protections. Trump’s Strategic Bitcoin Reserve fuels growing state and federal crypto adoption momentum. Utah’s push for Bitcoin [BTC] faced a major setback as lawmakers decided “nope” to a key provision from its blockchain bill before final approval. It’s like they were all, “Nah, Bitcoin reserve … Read more
Dear reader, let us imagine a scene in a small Russian village where the locals whisper about the wealthy merchants pouring fortunes into the upcoming election. In a similar vein, cryptocurrency companies have showered the 2024 US elections with over $134 million, stirring up a tempest in a teapot about their burgeoning political sway and … Read more
In a tale as old as time, the upstart Unichain has staged a coup on the Ethereum throne, according to the all-seeing eye of Nansen. Unichain, with its mainnet birth on the eleventh day of February, gathered a modest flock of 236,452 active addresses in its first month. A speck in the cosmos compared to … Read more
So, Bitcoin (BTC) decided to throw a little tantrum and closed at a mere $80,688 on March 9. That’s the lowest it’s been since Nov. 11, 2024. Talk about a dramatic fall from grace! 🙈 And guess what? It also dipped below its precious 200-day exponential moving average (200-D EMA) for the second time in … Read more