Bitcoin‘s caught in a snare, you see, because the market’s playing a brand new game where the old rules are just a jest. Gold’s getting a glow-up, it seems, with imports on the rise, making BTC look rather small in the safe haven stakes. Oh, the poor old U.S. Dollar Index [DXY], it’s tumbled down … Read more
Bitcoin‘s Grim Dance Bitcoin’s Grim Dance Volume spikes confirm stronger selling pressure during price declines. The death cross and Fibonacci levels point to more declines in store. Bitcoin’s [BTC] price continued its downward trajectory, trading at $82,499 as of press time, after breaking below crucial support levels. 📉 The cryptocurrency is now facing increasing bearish … Read more
Oopsie-Daisy: Ethereum‘s Pectra Upgrade on Sepolia Gets a Nasty Surprise! 😱 Oh, the joys of technological upgrades! Just when Ethereum developers thought they could pop the champagne and celebrate the Pectra upgrade on the Sepolia testnet, someone (let’s call them “Mr. Mischief”) had to go and rain on their parade by mining empty blocks. Talk … Read more
CanCap: Crypto Scam of the Century? Crypto scam uses trade war fears to lure victims, Canadian watchdogs warn Ah, the symphony of deceit! Crypto scammers, those masters of manipulation, are at it again. Apparently, they’ve discovered that fear, like a fine vintage, only gets better with time. According to the Canadian authorities, these digital bandits … Read more
AVAX trapped in a symmetrical triangle, testing $19 support, as Vladimir Nabokov’s ghost ponders its fate. Bearish on-chain signals and high underwater investor percentages suggest a potential downside, but will it be a mere ripple or a catastrophic cascade? Avalanche [AVAX] is currently consolidating within a symmetrical triangle pattern on the 4-hour chart and testing … Read more
Mr. Trump’s executive decree doth call for the establishment of a U.S. Bitcoin reserve, employing the existing cryptocurrency assets held by the government. The dwindling exchange reserves do signal a bullish sentiment, yet they raise eyebrows regarding market liquidity. In a most audacious maneuver, the President of the United States, Mr. Donald Trump, hath embarked … Read more