🚀 Tesla’s Bitcoin Windfall: $600M Gain in Q4 With New Accounting Rule 🚀 Tesla’s Bitcoin Bonanza: $600M Gain in Q4 Thanks to New Accounting Rule Tesla’s fourth-quarter financial report revealed a Bitcoin windfall of $600 million, thanks to a new accounting rule that allows companies to showcase their virtual assets’ market value on balance sheets … Read more
Hold onto Your Hats! Metaplanet’s Bitcoin Bonanza is Here! 🚀💰 Japan’s Metaplanet is on a wild quest to snatch up a whopping 21,000 BTC by 2026! 🤑 Since last November, the firm’s shares have skyrocketed by nearly 250%! Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Meet Japan’s very own ‘MicroStrategy’—the cheeky Metaplanet! They’ve managed to rake … Read more
In the grand theater of finance, where the actors wear suits and the audience is left gasping, Riot Platforms finds itself once more in the spotlight, scrutinized by the ever-watchful eye of an activist shareholder. D.E. Shaw, a Manhattan investment firm with a staggering $70 billion in assets, has reportedly taken a position in the … Read more
Alas, the Pudgy Penguins collection has taken a nosedive in its floor price, much like a clumsy bird! The PENGU token, bless its little heart, has faced a correction, and the downtrend seems to be on a never-ending holiday. In a rather unfortunate turn of events, our dear Pudgy Penguins [PENGU] have plummeted by a … Read more
In the most absurd twist of technological fate, Solana has performed a miraculous coup d’état in the decentralized exchange realm, commandeering nearly half the market with the audacity of a revolutionary poet! 🎭 OKX, those prophetic crypto seers, proclaimed Solana’s rise as nothing short of a divine intervention – “blazing transaction speeds” they said, as … Read more
Bitcoin traders, those cautious creatures, are tiptoeing as the FOMC uncertainty looms like a dark cloud. With a 9% January gain, can Trump’s policies ignite a fresh spark in the BTC bonfire? Ah, January, that dreary month when Bitcoin [BTC] typically slumbers in its cryptic cocoon. Yet, lo and behold, 2025 has decided to be … Read more