It is a truth universally acknowledged that a memecoin in possession of a plunging market cap must be in want of a recovery. Such is the unfortunate fate of Pepe [PEPE], whose valuation has suffered a most grievous decline, losing a staggering $7 billion in a mere 40 days. One might say it has leapt … Read more
On-chain metrics revealed that DOGE has witnessed a significant 360% jump in its large transaction volume, because apparently, even crypto whales have a sense of humor. 🐋😂 Exchanges witnessed a significant outflow of $20.65 million worth of DOGE, proving that even memecoins need a vacation. 🏖️💸 After experiencing a notable price decline in the past … Read more
DEXE goes sky-high, then comes crashing down faster than a bad sitcom plot. Derivatives volume spikes like a teenager’s hormones, and $14 is the magic number. Coin flip anyone? DEXE [DEXE] had a moment, like that one time you thought you were in great shape until you tried to run a marathon. Then, like a … Read more
In the vast expanse of digital deserts, the mirage of Ethereum‘s active addresses balloons to 670K! As the winds of fortune shift, Trump’s WLFI finds itself in a $14.9M sandstorm of losses. In the grand tapestry of digital realms, Ethereum [ETH] weaves a curious tale of a 37% surge in active addresses, surpassing the previous … Read more
Gemini’s Revenge: MIT Grads Get Roasted 🥓 Gemini’s Revenge: MIT Grads Get Roasted 🥓 The air in the hallowed halls of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology crackled with a peculiar tension, a tension that could only be described as the kind of awkward silence that settles over a tea party after the teapot has been … Read more
Holy virtual reality, Batman! 🦸♂️ Mark Zuckerberg is at it again, hemorrhaging billions faster than a teenager burns through TikTok data plans! 💸 Reality Labs, Meta’s digital dream factory, just dropped another mind-boggling financial disaster that would make even Don Quixote look like a rational investor. 🤡 Let’s break down the numbers, shall we? In … Read more