- Deepseek slaps Wall Street like a revolutionary’s manifesto! 💥
- Crypto assets crash harder than bourgeois dreams! 📉
Comrades! The technological revolution has arrived, not with a whimper, but with a thunderous roar from the East! 🐉
In a mere 24 hours, Deepseek has transformed from a humble startup to a colossus that makes Silicon Valley tremble like a frightened capitalist! 🤖
Despite American imperalist chip restrictions, this Chinese marvel has birthed a language model that laughs in the face of OpenAI’s monopoly. The proletariat of technology rises! 💪
Imagine – an AI created at a fraction of the cost, rendering the bloated Western tech giants obsolete. Marx would be proud! 😂
The market bleeds – NASDAQ crashes, Dow Jones weeps, and investors panic like aristocrats during the revolution! 🔥
Chinese tech shares surge like a workers’ uprising, while American tech lords crumble! The irony is delicious! 🍵
The Crypto Apocalypse Begins! 💀
Nvidia – once a titan – now stumbles like a wounded beast. Its stock plummets 4.62%, a beautiful metaphor for capitalist fragility! 📊
AI cryptocurrencies crash spectacularly – Render drops 15.72%, others follow like dominoes of decadence! Each percentage point is a nail in capitalism’s coffin! 💣
Bitcoin trembles at $98k – a stark reminder that no technological fortress is impregnable! The revolution is digital, comrades! 🌐
Until these crypto-coins break their chains to bourgeois markets, they remain puppets of the capitalist system. But change is coming! ✊
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