Oh, great! Chinese family offices are now allocating 5% of their portfolios to Bitcoin. Because nothing says “financial wisdom” like throwing money at a digital asset that’s basically a glorified casino. 🎰💸 You know what’s next? They’ll start investing in NFTs of their own faces. 🤡 The “diversification” angle is just a fancy way of saying “we’re desperate to feel relevant.” And let’s not forget the “positive regulatory trends” – because who doesn’t want to trust a system that can’t even keep its own currency stable? 🧠💥 These folks are clearly the most confident people in the room, convinced crypto is the future. Or at least, the future of their grandchildren’s inheritance. 🤷♂️
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