Oh, don’t get me started on Bitcoin! 🤑 That familiar “remember the tale of the good ol’ halving?” story is getting a whole lotta chin-scratching after this analyst-turned-sage, Shanaka Sorcerer Perera (Sounds like a wizard from a vintage movie, doesn’t he?) dropped a mighty paper-length essay this week. He’s got one eyebrow raised while he whispers, “Ya know? It ain’t those shiny halvings doing the cha-churning-the world’s just dancing to a different tune called ‘money laundering’ or was it, wait for it…’
Liquidity! 🎉 His middle finger pointed straight at every pundit out there, claiming the halving-price relationship is about as verifiable as my Grandma’s tales of Elvis at the Met Gala. Neatly and salty, he says we may be mixing up correlation and causation like someone confused salt for sugar. Oops!
A Genius Story Playing Hide and Seek in the Halving Fairy Tales
Our hero Perera broke it down simple enough for any half-brained listener: Bitcoin’s halvings are etched in stone like hieroglyphics-predictable! But the price sky-rockets? Guess what… that’s a mystery without a clue! They’re as unprovable as my cousin Larry’s musical talent.
“The halving’s like a promise in the books. The price connection, eh, more like a wild goose chase,” he quipped.
Studying Bitcoin tidbits through 2025, he found that spooky happenings like the 2013 Cyprus banking fiasco, some post-Party crash choreography in ’16, and the pandemic-era cash splurge after 2020 coincided with halvings. Oh, and don’t forget the April 2024 halving after the price already climbed like a bunny on caffeine.
In walks the institutional mob with shiny new Bitcoin ETFs, swooping in like superheroes. But no, Bitcoin’s acting like a high-flying stock, not a precious metal.
And Brace yourself… A study from Lyn Alden claimed Bitcoin’s like a frenemy to the Global M2 money supply with a 0.94 buddy score! But Perera snickered, saying you can’t assume they’re besties just cause they hang out in the same bar. Spoiler alert: rigorous detective work is still AWOL.
Bingo! Bitcoin loves credit booms and hates when the cash runs dry. Remember the August 2024 yen mixup? The irony of Japan puffing and deflating like a sad balloon… Hurled Bitcoin into a nosedive while it snapped its fingers!
Post-Halving Parties Are Losing Their Spice While The Big Dogs Buy More
Every economist worth their salt these days notes that while Bitcoin’s been hitting pockets of highs like a jackhammer in 2025, post-halving parties are losing their pizzazz. CoinGecko whispers a secret: the 2017 shindig bagged 29 times more, while 2025 was more of a cozy gathering.
But companies? They’re vultures, flocking to buy Bitcoin like it’s the last cupcake in the cabinet, and Strategy just gobbled up a tasty 10,624 BTC! Now they’re sitting pretty with stacks and stacks-over 660,000 BTC to be exact.
Shift your eyes to the grandmasters of regulation, kiddos. Japan’s putting its crypto sparkle in the spotlight, planning to funnel wads of cash into Bitcoin if Parliament allows a few rule tweaks.
That’s right, my friends. While halvings are still ticking like a big shiny Swiss watch, it’s the world’s cash dance that’s got Bitcoin doing the jitterbug. Or is that the Charleston? 🕺🎶
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2025-12-11 10:07