I’m so excited! Running With Scissors and Goonswarm Games just revealed POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, which sounds amazing – it’s a first-person shooter designed for online co-op, and they’re calling it a ‘bullet heaven’! It’s coming to PC through Steam, but they haven’t said when yet, which is killing me!
Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:
About
Okay, so POSTAL: Bullet Paradise just drops you right into this totally insane future world – seriously, everyone’s out to get you! Robots, crazies, mutants, corporate jerks… you name it, they want you dead. But honestly? I don’t even care! The best part is, the world is full of trash you can turn into weapons, bombs, anything to cause some serious explosions. It’s awesome!
Get ready for a wild, over-the-top shooter where you team up with friends online! You’ll have a huge collection of crazy, homemade weapons and face off against an endless horde of enemies. Choose from a variety of characters from the POSTAL universe and battle through chaotic waves, earning upgrades and experiencing ridiculously powerful moments.
Key Features
- Play as Multiple Dudes – Choose from iconic versions of the POSTAL Dude from across the entire series. Each one has unique stats, perks, and attitude problems.
- Online Cooperative Carnage – Team up with friends (or other unstable strangers) to survive the endless storm of enemies. Revive each other, stack builds, and ruin the future together.
- Bullet-Heaven Gameplay – Hundreds of enemies on screen. Thousands of projectiles. Zero shame. Movement and build choices matter… mostly because everything is trying to erase you.
- DIY Arsenal – Trash becomes firepower. Upgrade weird weapons, stack absurd modifiers, and turn broken scraps into overpowered monstrosities.
- The Shitty Future – A dystopian world filled with psycho, corporate cultists, malfunctioning robots, and way too much surveillance. If it moves, it probably wants to kill you.
- Progression That Actually Feels Good – Unlock new Dudes and other well-known POSTAL characters, weapons, abilities, and synergies as you survive longer. Die horribly, come back stronger.
- Multiverse Flavor – POSTAL 1, 2, 3, 4, Brain Damaged… they’re all here. Easter eggs, references, and familiar faces for fans who know the chaos by heart.
- Stupid Jokes, Smart Explosions – POSTAL-style humor and a lot of things blowing up. Sometimes both at once.
Watch the announcement trailer below.
Announce Trailer
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