Coinbase Goes Global: India and Middle East, Here Comes the Crypto Tsunami!

Oh, look who’s getting cozy with the crypto crowd in India and the Middle East. Coinbase, the same company that probably made you cringe with their fees, has just announced they’re making a “strategic investment” in CoinDCX. Yep, you heard that right – they’re going all-in on India and the Middle East, two regions with a combined 100 million crypto owners (who knew, right?).

Why, you ask? Well, apparently, they’re just *so* interested in supporting “local innovation” (read: make money from it), expanding access to digital assets (which basically means more ways for you to lose money), and, of course, enhancing global collaboration. Because the crypto world really needed more collaboration – what with the whole “decentralized” thing going on.

In short: Coinbase is acting like it’s been invited to the cool kids’ table, and they’re bringing a plate of *really* expensive crypto chips to share. No big deal, just another day in the world of digital chaos! 😂

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2025-10-15 10:13