Coinbase’s All-Night Rave: Crypto Traders Rejoice or Regret? 🤔

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Coinbase’s All-Night Rave: Crypto Traders Rejoice or Regret? 🤔

Well now, folks, it seems Coinbase has finally decided to throw a midnight feast for the digital gold miners. Starting June 13, you can gamble, hedge, or just plain mess around with Solana (SOL), XRP, and Cardano (ADA) any hour of the day or night. That’s right—24/7 contracts for those fancy little cryptocurrencies, just like the old days when we thought the world was flat and the fish were bigger than your boat.

Now, don’t get your horses in a twist—this move is supposed to give American traders, bless their souls, access to altcoin derivatives without breaking the law or their necks. The exchange claims this “reflects the always-on nature of crypto markets,” which is fancy talk for “We’re now open when the rest of the world is asleep.” Yippee! 🌙✨

Coinbase expanding trading hours

And lo and behold, Coinbase’s bigwig Andy Sears, the CEO of Coinbase Financial Markets, said it’s a “game-changer,” which in Wall Street language means “We’re about to make a whole lot of folks richer or at least more confused.” Previously, they only allowed Bitcoin to be the lone wolf, trading round-the-clock without a care about regulation or common sense. But now, the gates are open! 🎉

So, hang onto your hats and your wallets, folks. The night market just got a whole lot livelier, whether you’re snoring in your bed or awake at your computer praying to the crypto gods. Happy trading, or whatever it is you call it.

Read more at Coingape.com—if you dare.

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2025-06-01 09:18