Coinbase, with the subtlety of a drunken Cossack at a horse race, has somehow managed to lend out $1 billion in onchain loans-bitcoin as collateral, no less. CEO Brian Armstrong, now channeling the audacity of a man who believes in gravity-defying ponies, aims for $100 billion next. A bold dream, or a delusional moonshot? Let’s find out.
DeFi Credit Explodes, Billions Flow Into Onchain Lending (Or a Blockchain Ponzi Scheme?)
On X, Coinbase and Mr. Armstrong announced their “landmark” $1 billion in onchain loans, with bitcoin (BTC) as the collateral. In April, they revealed their collaboration with Morpho, a partnership that smells suspiciously like a crypto-themed fairy tale. Now, 14,215 wallets are “tapping” into this digital goldmine-or perhaps they’ve been hypnotized by a ledger of numbers.
Dune dashboards boast $1,003,102,891 in loans, backed by $1,449,888,092 in collateral. A staggering feat, or the work of a man who’s forgotten how to count? Either way, Armstrong declared on X: “Next goal: $100B in onchain borrow originations.” One might ask, “Where’s the next $99 billion coming from?” But perhaps that’s a question for the rabbits in the crypto hat.
The coinbase CEO added, with the gravitas of a man selling you a bridge:
“These adoption charts are what every product manager wants to see: hockey stick growth. The onchain economy is thriving. Proud of the team for making DeFi more accessible and easier to use.”
Onchain lending, a phrase that sounds like a tax audit gone rogue, has seen a boom. Protocols like Aave, Compound Finance, and Morpho are now the talk of the town-or at least the blockchain. Rwa.xyz boasts $17.39 billion in private credit loans, while Aave commands $44.293 billion in TVL. One wonders if these numbers are real or just the fever dreams of sleep-deprived coders.
Coinbase’s billion-dollar flex is but a pebble in the DeFi pond, where protocols juggle billions like it’s a Tuesday. With Armstrong’s $100 billion target, the question isn’t whether onchain lending has arrived-it’s whether anyone will remember this in 2025. 🚀💸
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2025-10-01 18:14