
The neon lights of Mumbai blinked indifferently as $44 million slipped into digital shadows, whisked away by unseen hands who knew the server’s weaknesses like a drunk knows last call. CoinDCX, that proud Indian exchange, stood violated before dawn – another lamb to crypto’s wolves.
The Great Digital Heist
The slick-fingered demons of the internet had struck again, siphoning funds with the cold precision of surgeons stealing kidneys in a back-alley clinic.
Somewhere between midnight chai and morning cricket scores, the thieves crept in. ZachXBT, that modern-day Sherlock with a blockchain magnifying glass, caught the scent first on Telegram.
“Looks like India’s CoinDCX got scrubbed cleaner than a mango after monsoons – $44.2M gone poof like a magician’s dignity.”
The CEO came scrambling faster than a Delhi rickshaw in traffic, sweating assurances through his keyboard:
“Your rupees are safer than grandma’s jewelry box! Just our lunch money got snatched. Nothing to see here, move along!”
A Regular Week in Crypto Town 🌪️
The digital bandits were busier than chaiwallahs during Ramadan:
- Some Iranian exchange got politically rinsed for $81 million (vanity addresses included at no extra charge!)
- GMX V1 got milked for $42 million like a prize cow before the hacker got guiltier than a kid with cookie crumbs
- A Bitcoin DeFi platform wept $8.3 million into the void
Meanwhile in Mumbai, traders shrugged and ordered another samosa. The machines kept whirring, the rupees kept flowing, and somewhere a hacker was buying a very nice yacht 🛥️.
Such is the way in these strange digital days – where fortunes vanish faster than a government promise, only to be replaced by cheerful tweets declaring everything perfectly fine.
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2025-07-20 09:32