Picture the scene: crypto markets, usually the life of the party, throwing a bit of a wobbly and turning quite the shade of cranberry red, all just hours before the Federal Reserve’s eagerly anticipated jamboree. Bitcoin, that old elephant, has decided to take a snooze of 2.29
BlackRock’s Billion-Dollar Brush with the Abyss
Things heated up when the financial equivalent of a clumsy waiter-a company called BlackRock-according to whispers, shipped more than 2,000 BTC, worth a cool $200 million, straight to Coinbase, just as if they’d planned a surprise party-except not the fun kind. This was in the hours before the Fed’s big reveal, sparking all manner of theories-some fanciful, others just plain rude-about whether a bossy financial giant was playing a cheeky game of crypto hide-and-seek. 🎭
Bitcoin’s Post-Fed Follies-A Pattern of Woes
History, that master of sarcasm, shows Bitcoin tends to trip after six of the last seven FOMC gatherings. On average, it suffers a modest 0.70
Support Levels Break Like Thin Ice
The glorious $93,000 figure, that bastion of hope, proved no match for the relentless market forces, snapping like a twig under the weight of sell orders. Now, Bitcoin finds itself teetering on a ‘make or break’ cliff. Should the Fed whisper hawkish secrets, we’re apt to see a volatility fireworks display-think rodeo, but with more digital chaos. 🤠
Rate Expectations for 2026 – A Downward Drift
Market punters now think fewer rate cuts are on the horizon-going from a hopeful four to a dismal two-further strengthening the dollar and giving crypto a sharp punch to the gut. It’s the financial equivalent of expecting a picnic and getting caught in a thunderstorm. ⚡
XRP and Its Wobbly Walk on Ethereum’s Rose Garden
Ripple’s doohickey, the RLUSD, took a 60
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