- BTC might tumble to $76K, says Peter Brandt, as if he’s predicting the weather in St. Petersburg. 🌧️
- Mantra nosedived 90% in a day, but the founder insists it’s not a rug-pull. Sure, Jack. 🧐
Bitcoin [BTC], that fickle mistress, slipped to $74K last week, only to bounce back with a 7% gain, briefly flirting with $85K. Analysts, as usual, couldn’t agree on whether it’s headed for glory or doom. 🎭
BTC: The Great Debate
Peter Brandt, the trader who apparently sees patterns in everything, predicted a drop to $76K, citing a bearish rising wedge. 🐻 Meanwhile, Coinbase analysts, ever the optimists, pointed to bullish RSI divergence and long-term holder interest. 🐂
Robert Kiyosaki, the man who loves to scare people into buying things, urged investors to hoard BTC, gold, and silver to survive the “premeditated disaster.” 🚨 Jack Dorsey, ever the patriot, claimed BTC keeps the U.S. and China in check. 🇺🇸🇨🇳
“Those who take action and acquire real gold, silver, and Bitcoin….MAY come out of this premeditated disaster…”
Mantra’s Meltdown, Virtual’s Revival, and SOL/ETH’s Showdown
Mantra [OM] stole the spotlight this week with a jaw-dropping 90% crash. Founder Jack Mullin blamed “forced liquidations” on centralized exchanges, as if that explains everything. 🤷♂️
“OM market movements were triggered by reckless forced closures initiated by centralized exchanges on OM account holders.”
Lookonchain flagged suspicious dumping wallets linked to early investors, but Mullin denied it all, promising to “act right for the community.” Sure, Jack. We’ll believe it when we see it. 🙄
The RWA platform’s market cap plummeted from $6B to under $700M in hours, leaving investors reeling. Quinn Thompson of Lekker Capital warned of a similar meltdown for Ondo [ONDO]. 🚨
Meanwhile, the Virtual ecosystem staged a comeback after a 90% crash in network activity. IntoTheBlock reported over 100K transactions in April, hinting at an AI token revival. 🤖
And then there’s the SOL/ETH ratio, which hit record highs last week. SOL rallied 20%, outperforming ETH, and closed at 0.08. Kyle Samani of MultiCoin Capital thinks a SOL ETF could send it soaring past ETH. 🚀
SOL surged 21% from $95 to $133, while ETH managed a measly 1% gain. The battle of the altcoins continues, and the drama is far from over. 🍿
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