So, they’ve written a report, have they? Another one. Apparently, after years of… well, considering things, the White House intends to ‘unveil’ a policy on these digital trinkets everyone’s suddenly so enamored with. The CLARITY and GENIUS Acts, such imaginative names, have apparently paved the way. One almost feels sorry for the poor clerks tasked with crafting this ‘comprehensive framework’. As if understanding crypto is a simple matter. 🙄
It all originates, naturally, from some Executive Order signed back in 2022. Executive Orders, you see, are how things truly get *done* in this town. It demands a ‘unified approach’—a lovely phrase, implying everyone actually agrees on anything. This report, one imagines, will contain pronouncements on stablecoins (whatever those are), preventing ‘crypto crime’ (as if criminals bother with regulations), and the research of Central Bank Digital Currencies – a truly exciting prospect for those who trust governments with… everything. And, of course, the environmental impact of all this electronic humming. One shudders to think of the poor polar bears. They may even try to create a national ‘digital asset reserve’ from seized tokens. Such efficiency! Like turning lemons into… slightly less sour lemons.
They anticipate – the word ‘expect’ seems far too optimistic – clearer rules for, well, everything. Market structure, access for crypto firms (who are undoubtedly thrilled), and consumer protection. Protection from what, one wonders? The sheer bewilderment of it all? It will, naturally, impact DeFi and NFTs. Because everything must, eventually, be regulated. It’s the American way. A tax here, a classification there…it all sounds dreadfully complicated. Perhaps a nice cup of tea would help. ☕
This whole affair follows ‘Crypto Week’ on Capitol Hill – a week, no doubt, filled with earnest discussions and lobbyists offering generous donations. And now even President Trump has chimed in, promising to eliminate capital gains tax on crypto payments. A stroke of genius, or a desperate attempt to appear ‘with it’? CFTC Commissioner Caroline Pham calls it a ‘roadmap’ for U.S. crypto leadership. A roadmap to… where, exactly? One can only hope it doesn’t lead to another dead end. Honestly, the whole thing feels rather… exhausting. 😴
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