Crypto Crash: Shocking Price Targets

Gather ‘round, esteemed onlookers, and behold a saga brimming with optimism (or the lack thereof) from our dear fortune-teller, Mr. Jason Pizzino. He reckons XRP, that beloved digital shiny thing, and its fellow top altcoins will likely do a graceful belly flop into the murky depths of lower prices. 🤿

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In his brand-new oracle statement on X, Mr. Pizzino informs his merry band of 131,000 followers that XRP, having taken a 20% tumble already, seems about as done falling as a raccoon at a buffet table – not done at all. 😏

He remarks in that sage manner of his,

“XRP breaking 50% fib pre-US open. My next price target is still ~$1.40”

At the time of this writing, our plucky XRP sits at $1.87 (down 12% in the last week) and looking about as happy as a duck that’s misplaced its pond. 🦆

Moving along to Solana (SOL), Pizzino whips out the legendary 3-bar rule—like a wise old fisherman pointing at storm clouds in the distance—to predict a Solana tumble down to the $60 region. And with the comedic timing of a falling piano, he references previous signals and the possibility of an 80% decline. Cue the drumroll. 🥁

“The first 3-bar rule signaled in November 2024. The second signaled in January 2025.
Now SOL is sub $100 for the first time in over 12 months.
Next price targets are $80 then sub $60 which would be an 80% decline. Not out of the ordinary for a major altcoin correction.”

Last we checked, dear SOL was trading for $106, shedding 16% in a mere week. Quite the spectacular swan dive! 🦢💦

On to Ethereum (ETH), the heavyweight champion of altcoins. This behemoth, in Mr. Pizzino’s all-seeing crystal ball, is also cruising straight into more trouble—or so he says—like a cat discovering it’s bath time. 🛁😼

“Ethereum ~$1500 target hit and being tested. If this fails, the next price target is ~$1200.”

ETH is down 16% in the last week and sits at $1,574. I do declare, it’s a bumpy ride for these cryptos. Keep those seat belts fastened, folks, and maybe bring a pillow. We might be here a spell. 😅

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2025-04-07 23:02