Oh no, not again! The cryptocurrency market is throwing a tantrum so big, it’s making your ex’s drama look tame. Major tokens are down, the market cap is crying in a corner, and everyone’s asking, “Why?” Spoiler: It’s not because of the moon landing.
Bitcoin breaks $106K, ETH drops to $3,500
Bitcoin, the crypto king, took a hit so hard, it’s now basically a “I told you so” for anyone who said, “This is a bubble.” Despite a 72% surge in trading volume, which is basically crypto’s version of “I’m buying a lottery ticket,” the price dropped 4%. Because nothing says “confidence” like selling your coins after a 72% spike. 🤷♀️
Currently, Bitcoin is trading at $105,769. That’s like getting a 10% discount on a $126K car… but the car is a digital banana. 🍌
Ethereum, the second-most popular crypto, is now priced at $3,500. That’s a 7.21% drop, which is basically the crypto version of “I’m fine, really.” The market cap? Down 7.17%, which is like losing 7% of your savings and then blaming the economy. 📉
Fed official hints at no further rate cut
The Fed just said, “We might not cut rates, but we’re not saying we won’t either!” Which is basically the crypto market’s worst nightmare. Now investors are like, “Wait, is this a party or a funeral?” The U.S. dollar is now the cool kid at the party, and crypto is stuck in the corner, sipping lukewarm punch. 🥃
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent warned that the Fed’s policies are “driving parts of the economy into recession.” Which is just a fancy way of saying, “We’re all doomed, but let’s pretend we’re not.”
Massive liquidations and ETF outflows deepen the sell-off
Over $1.16 billion in liquidations? That’s like losing your entire savings in a single day. Congrats, you’re now a crypto millionaire… in regret. 🤯 Ethereum had $85 million in forced liquidations, which is basically the crypto version of “I’m out.”
Bitcoin ETFs are fleeing like it’s the end of the world, which, honestly, it kind of is for your portfolio. BlackRock, ARK Invest, and Fidelity are all taking their toys and going home. Because nothing says “trust” like dumping your crypto in a panic. 🚪
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2025-11-03 21:45