In the shadowed corners of the financial realm, where numbers dance like possessed marionettes, Bitcoin’s ETFs have conjured a modern-day alchemy-turning investor anxiety into $2.34 billion of inflows, week after week, as if the market’s heartbeat quickens with the manic energy of a dachshund on espresso. 🚀 Ethereum, that sly lesser cousin, trails with $638 million of its own, both cryptocurrencies basking in the warm glow of zero outflows, a miracle akin to a teetotal monk at a vodka distillery. The institutional money flows like a Tsarist procession, each check a gilded carriage, each trade a bow to the crypto oligarchs. One might almost believe in progress-if only the Fed’s dove didn’t caw so ominously. 🦉
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