TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Rally 🤷♂️)
- Picture this: TRUMP token’s done a daring acrobatic trick called a “double bottom,” and now aims squarely for $15.70—the sort of resistance level that makes traders sweat through their socks.
- The mysterious RSI (some say it stands for Really Shifty Index) bursts upward, like a caffeinated ferret—maybe, just maybe, heralding a 70% price leap worthy of a Roald Dahl golden ticket.
- Justin Sun, not to be confused with the star at the center of our solar system, flings a casual $100M at TRUMP token. It’s Tron chain launch time, baby! 🚀💸
A Token, a Chart, and a Suspiciously Shaped Bottom
TRUMP (no, not a golden goose, but possibly just as noisy) squirmed up to $9.20—a 3.59% hop in 24 hours! Over the last seven days, it inched up 2.51%, which is about as fast as a tortoise slurping treacle.
The token’s market capitalization is now $1.84 billion (that’s a lot of zeroes, and even more hopeful investors), with $542.3 million in trading volume. You could buy a new chocolate factory with that, and still have enough left for Oompa Loompa pensions.
Spot the pattern: a double bottom is lurking around the $7–$8 mark. Some technical analysts insist this usually means, “Stand back, we might see fireworks!” Or maybe just a faint fizz. Either way, chart-watchers are furiously polishing their monocles.
RSI Breakout: The Plot Thickens
The Relative Strength Index (not related to your aunt’s upper arm strength) finally broke its rather slouchy trend. It’s now hobnobbing above the moving average, hinting that buyers might not be asleep at their screens after all.
With price perched above the $8.12 support, traders the world over are hunched in suspense. A close above $10 could mean the TRUMP token finally remembered where it left its jetpack.
And then there’s the magical $15.70—where price may launch itself like an ill-advised rocket. A 70% rally? That’s enough to make even Grandpa Joe faint (again) with excitement.
Of course, getting in now is a bit speculative—think: buying a golden ticket from a suspicious man in an alley. Still, if support holds, this could transform into something a lot more thrilling than a snooze at the sausage factory. 🏭
When Crypto and Tron Collide (With Confetti!)
Justin Sun, crypto’s answer to an excitable fox in the henhouse, has thundered onto the scene:
“We are committed to buying $100 million of TRUMP,” he trilled on X (the artist formerly known as Twitter). “TRUMP and TRON are the future!”
He dreams of bringing token-holders together, united under a very, very expensive digital banner. The official @GetTrumpMemes account watched approvingly from the wings, presumably munching a celebratory Wonka Bar.
We are committed to buying $100M of $TRUMP! Together, $TRUMP and #TRON are the future of Crypto.
@GetTrumpMemes, fetch the confetti cannons! 🎉
— H.E. Justin Sun (@justinsuntron) July 9, 2025
And just to add a dollop of raspberry-flavored intrigue, Tron DAO confirmed this week the TRUMP token will launch on Tron. Picture new users pouring in, possibly lost, definitely curious, and ready for whatever chaos this Mad Hatter world of crypto cooks up next.
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