Our beloved crypto ETFs took a joyride into the gutter, spilling $756 million like it’s Monopoly money at a clown college 🚩💸. After two weeks of inflows that could’ve funded a small country, they hit a wall so hard it made WALL-E blush.
Crypto ETF Selloff: Bitcoin Loses $327M, Ether Funds See $429M Exit
The “optimistic” streak in crypto ETFs just got ghosted. After two weeks of inflows that made Warren Buffett look like a rookie, Bitcoin and Ether ETFs took a nosedive Monday, losing $756 million faster than you can say “I told you so.”
Bitcoin ETFs coughed up $326.52 million, ending their winning streak like a broken record. Grayscale’s GBTC led the exodus with $145.39 million in redemptions (poor thing), while Bitwise’s BITB and Fidelity’s FBTC followed like lemmings. Ark 21Shares’ ARKB and Vaneck’s HODL? They just wanted to cry in a corner. 🤢
But wait! Blackrock’s IBIT tried to save face with a $60.36 million inflow. Bravo! Meanwhile, total assets stayed at a “respectable” $157.18 billion-just enough to fund a few Mars colonies. 🪐
Ether ETFs? They threw in the towel harder than a gym membership. Blackrock’s ETHA bled $310 million, while Grayscale’s Ether Mini Trust and ETHE added insult to injury with $49.67 million and $20.99 million exits. Fidelity’s FETH and Bitwise’s ETHW? They just wanted to be part of the chaos. 🤡
Ether ETFs closed at $28.75 billion in assets-enough to buy a yacht, but not enough to stop crying. 🛥️😭
After two weeks of inflows that made Elon proud, Monday’s meltdown was a reminder: crypto is just a rollercoaster with a death wish. 🎢🔥
FAQ 🧭
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Why did bitcoin and ether ETFs see such large outflows?
Investors took profits like it’s Black Friday at the casino. Volatility: still the MVP. 🏆 -
Which bitcoin ETF had the most chaotic day?
Grayscale’s GBTC, which lost $145 million faster than a TikTok trend. Bitwise and Fidelity followed like sad puppies. 🐶 -
Did anyone save the day?
Blackrock’s IBIT tried to flex with $60 million in inflows. Respect, but not enough to stop the bloodbath. 💔 -
How did ether ETFs lose more?
They bled $429 million, leaving Bitcoin to mutter, “At least I’m not *you*.” 💸
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2025-10-14 21:59