Crypto Partnership?! 🙄

Okay, so Bybit… Bybit, is now working with Circle. Circle, the people who make USDC. You know, that stablecoin. Which is supposed to be stable, right? 🤨 Like, ridiculously stable. It’s supposed to be pegged to the dollar. What a concept!

Apparently, they’re trying to get more people to use USDC – on Bybit, of all places! For “spot, derivatives, and payment products.” Like we didn’t have enough ways to move money around. It’s all just… layers. Layers of complexity. And what’s with the “smoother” deposits and withdrawals? Was it that bad before? 😤 I mean, a little friction builds character!

And now they want “cross-chain liquidity”… Oh, just fantastic. More chains! More things to go wrong! It’s like they’re actively trying to make this harder! And “institutional-grade financial services?” Are you kidding me? Like Wall Street needs more ways to gamble with other people’s money? 🙄

They even joined this “Circle Arc’s public beta.” A beta! It’s a beta! You’re building the infrastructure as you go? That’s…comforting. It’s just… fantastic. Honestly. Just what the digital world needed: another Beta thing.

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2025-12-08 11:07