December 1, 2025 05:25:09 UTC… because who wouldn’t trust a financial system run by elves and wishlists? 🎄💸
Whales Turn Cautious as Retail Traders Fuel Bitcoin FOMO
Whales are playing it cool, trimming their longs or shorting quietly while retail investors leap in like they’re betting on a crypto Santa to deliver riches. Classic! This setup? Sideways movement, baby-just like March and April, when the market danced like a cat watching a laser dot. 🐾🌀
Bearish traders? They’re circling the $80,000 zone like vultures at a picnic. “Maybe it’ll dip again!” they whisper, plotting to buy the dip… or maybe just dip themselves. Either way, the drama’s better than your ex’s Instagram stories. 🦅📱
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