When it turns out that Pantera Capital, Kraken, and Arrington Capital are jumping on board, one can only imagine the bizarre cocktail party of high finance and crypto chatter—complete with artisanal crypto memes and a splash of irony 🍸.
In a move that smacks of legal wizardry (or loophole acrobatics), our intrepid financiers invoked Section 4(a)(2) and Regulation D. In layman’s terms, they managed to sidestep a mountain of paperwork while offering a modest 2.5% annual interest rate, payable quarterly. Ah, the thrill of watching your money mature in 2030!
Investors now have the delightfully quirky option to convert their notes into common shares—provided Janover’s market cap leaps over the $100 million mark. And as if that weren’t enough excitement for one day, the conversion price is set by that day’s valuation, but don’t fret: there’s a safety net at $4.81 per share. Because nothing says secure like a price floor, right?
Just when you thought the financial fun was over, enter the world of warrants! For every $1,000 invested, backers can snag a gloriously precise 8.333 shares at $120 each and an extra 6.666 shares at $150. It’s the kind of numerical legerdemain that keeps us all wide-eyed and chuckling 😂.
Adding another twist to the tale, a chunk of the capital is earmarked to build a serious portfolio of digital assets, kicking off with investments tied to the illustrious Solana blockchain. Because what better way to spice up an ordinary day than with a dash of blockchain bravado?
And if you think the plot couldn’t thicken any further, consider this: former Kraken executives now steer this rickety ship, merging high-flying crypto expertise with the surprisingly pedestrian realm of real estate tech. It’s like watching a dog try to master chess—utterly fascinating and just a bit ridiculous 😏.
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