This year, though the crypto market looked eventful, but it really wasn’t all that. While stocks and metals pushed higher, digital assets struggled to keep pace with their gains. Imagine a parrot wearing a monocle-mostly confused and occasionally squawking 🐦💸.
The underperformance doesn’t necessarily mean the market is broken. However, the next year may bring rotation after all this wait. Or maybe it’s just taking a nap, waiting for the right moment to wake up and do something dramatic 🕶️🔥.
A gap that refuses to close
Since November, gold climbed about 9
The contrast is huge, considering crypto lagged behind at a time when risk assets elsewhere held up. Safety first! Metals enjoyed a boost, equities had their moment of ‘maybe this time it’s different,’ while crypto was stuck in the holding pattern of ‘I’m not sure if I’m ready for this.’ 🧗♂️📉

But this isn’t about a sudden loss of belief in Bitcoin. The capital simply went someplace else. More like a wandering heart, seeking the next shiny object 🧭✨.
The demand for safety helped metals benefit. Equities also saw gains from selective optimism, while crypto remained stuck in a holding pattern. Despite all its activity (which was mostly ‘I’m here, I promise’), the crypto market has been ignored. But 2026 might be its moment to shine-like a poorly timed joke that somehow lands 🎤💫.
The big players aren’t shaken
The big players? They’re as unshaken as a rock in a hurricane, sipping tea and plotting their next move 🍵🌪️.
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2025-12-31 20:27