Ach, these capitalists! Bitmine, led by that Wall Street vulture, Tom Lee – a man who likely hasn’t known a day’s honest labor – has been filling its coffers with the digital dreams of common folk. They snatched up 15,427 of those Ethereum things, a paltry $69 million, as if it were pocket change. Now they’re sitting on a pile of nearly 1.95 million ETH, worth a king’s ransom – $8.66 billion, they boast! A fortune built on…well, on nothing but belief, really. 🤨
The blockchain, that cold, unfeeling record keeper, whispers of these transactions: a chunk here, a chunk there – 3,247, 3,258, 4,494… each a slap in the face to those who toil for a single coin. They move these numbers around like pawns on a board, these masters of the universe.
TOM LEE IS BUYING EVEN MORE $ETH
Tom Lee’s Bitmine just bought another $69M of ETH from Galaxy Digital. They now hold $8.66 BILLION of ETH.$BMNR is bullish on $ETH.
A New Tsar of Ethereum?
So, Bitmine lords it over all, a bloated giant with nearly 2 million ETH – almost 1.8% of the whole swirling mass. SharpLink Gaming and The Ether Machine, with their meager holdings, scurry for scraps. They dabble in other tokens, risky trinkets, but ETH…ETH is where the real power lies. A truly inspiring story, isn’t it? 🙄 They cling to this currency like a drowning man to a splinter.
It reminds one of those old robber barons, amassing fortunes while the workers starve. This Lee fellow – he does things like Michael Saylor did before. Stuffing treasury with one commodity, in this case, a phantom currency. A grand illusion, I tell you!
The Fever Spreads
Even these pretenders, The Ether Machine, try to impress by seeking public money, and SharpLink Gaming claims everything is undervalued. They babble about staking yields and long-term value. As if piece of code can bring true wealth. They dream of profits whilst the price of this Ethereum thing plummets! Down 1.5% today, 5.2% this week… a sobering reminder that even digital castles can crumble. 🤣
They’ve accumulated around 3.1% of all Ethereum since June. A growing madness, fueled by speculation and the empty promises of progress. A precarious foundation, if you ask me. And I *always* get asked, don’t I?
Ethereum trades now at $4,477. A number. Nothing more. A fleeting illusion in the vast emptiness… but enough for these vultures to feast.
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