Markets
What’s the scoop?
- Volatility Shares is throwing a wild dance party with 5x leveraged ETFs for Bitcoin, Ether, and XRP. Because why not make daily moves five times more dramatic? 🍿
- They’re also eyeing Solana and some of the high-volatility crown jewels like Tesla and Alphabet. Basically, it’s “hold my beer” in ETF form. 🍺
- Heads up: these babies come with some serious risk-think of them like rollercoasters designed by mad scientists. Daily rebalancing means your portfolio might get whiplash from the market’s mood swings. 🎢
So, Volatility Shares, the thrill-seekers of the ETF world, are about to launch some mind-boggling 5x leveraged products tracking Bitcoin, Ether, and XRP. Because who really likes stability? Not these guys.
Picture this: a 2% move in Bitcoin becomes a 10% swing in the ETF. A tiny dip could pretty much wipe you out faster than you can say “margin call.” 🎉
The SEC gets a front-row seat to this chaos, with filings also for Solana and some rip-snorting stocks like Coinbase, MicroStrategy, Tesla, and Google. Basically, everything that can go up and down faster than a caffeine-fueled squirrel.
They’re planning to roll out 27 products across 3x and 5x leverage. Set your clocks for December 29, 2025-because that’s when the fun (or disaster) officially begins. If approved, these will be @U.S. investors’ rollercoaster of choice-if they’re brave enough. 🎢💸
“They haven’t even approved 3x yet, and Vol Shares is like, ‘Hold my beer,’” snarked Eric Balchunas, Bloomberg’s ETF guru. Basically, it’s the ETF version of, “Let’s see what happens if we push this to eleven.” 🚀
VolShares is filing for 5x single stock and crypto ETFs-yep, including COIN, GOOGL, TSLA, Bitcoin, Ether, Solana, XRP… They haven’t even gotten the okay for 3x, but who cares? Let’s crank it up to 5x and watch the fireworks. Maybe they’ll even create an ETF for government shutdowns if the politicians keep stalling. 😂
– Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) October 14, 2025
But hold onto your hats! Daily rebalancing isn’t just a fancy phrase-it’s a wild ride. When the market whipsaws, these ETFs could lose more than just your breakfast. They rebalance every night, buying more after gains, selling after losses-a recipe for serious volatility decay. Think of it like trying to steer a boat in a hurricane with a soda straw.
So, in markets already battered from last week’s $19 billion liquidation saga, these ETFs are like adding gasoline to a bonfire. Get ready for some serious “wait, what just happened?” moments. 🔥
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2025-10-15 17:56