In the ever-twisting tale of Nigeria’s crypto saga, the government, like a lovelorn suitor, still flirts with the digital coins despite a lawsuit with Binance that’s as dramatic as a soap opera. ππΌ
Minister Mohammed Idris, the country’s spin doctor, whispers sweet nothings to Semafor, claiming that many crypto love affairs remain unscathed by legal drama. π¬π
“We’re not here to break hearts,” Idris assures, “just to make sure love doesn’t run wild without a marriage license.” ππ°
In a bold move, Nigeria sues Binance for a heart-stopping $81.5 billion, claiming the exchange made the naira swoon and collapse like a fainting damsel. ππ
The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission tightens its grip on crypto, much like a strict parent watching over a prom night. π΅οΈββοΈπ¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦
New rules say crypto suitors must get permission before their marketing wingmen can spread the love. ππ
And just like that, Nigeria wants its cut of the crypto love potion, announcing a plan to tax transactions. π°π§ͺ
Chainalysis says Nigeria is the runner-up in crypto love, just behind India. But who’s counting? ππ
$59 billion worth of crypto has danced into Nigeria’s arms, but will the government’s tax plan be as fruitful as a harvest moon? ππ€
Nic Puckrin, the matchmaker of crypto markets, reveals that Nigeria’s crypto scene is as clandestine as a secret affair, evading the prying eyes of the government. π΅οΈββοΈπ
Importers, it seems, are using crypto to avoid the fickle heart of the naira, and they’re not about to confess their love to the taxman. ππ
In this telenovela of finance, will true love conquer all, or will the Nigerian naira remain the jilted lover? Stay tuned. π¬πΉ
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