In the ever-twisting tale of Nigeria’s crypto saga, the government, like a lovelorn suitor, still flirts with the digital coins despite a lawsuit with Binance that’s as dramatic as a soap opera. 🎭💼
Minister Mohammed Idris, the country’s spin doctor, whispers sweet nothings to Semafor, claiming that many crypto love affairs remain unscathed by legal drama. 💬🔐
“We’re not here to break hearts,” Idris assures, “just to make sure love doesn’t run wild without a marriage license.” 🎉👰
In a bold move, Nigeria sues Binance for a heart-stopping $81.5 billion, claiming the exchange made the naira swoon and collapse like a fainting damsel. 🚀💔
The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission tightens its grip on crypto, much like a strict parent watching over a prom night. 🕵️♀️👨👩👧👦
New rules say crypto suitors must get permission before their marketing wingmen can spread the love. 💏💌
And just like that, Nigeria wants its cut of the crypto love potion, announcing a plan to tax transactions. 💰🧪
Chainalysis says Nigeria is the runner-up in crypto love, just behind India. But who’s counting? 🏆🌍
$59 billion worth of crypto has danced into Nigeria’s arms, but will the government’s tax plan be as fruitful as a harvest moon? 🌕🤔
Nic Puckrin, the matchmaker of crypto markets, reveals that Nigeria’s crypto scene is as clandestine as a secret affair, evading the prying eyes of the government. 🕵️♂️🔒
Importers, it seems, are using crypto to avoid the fickle heart of the naira, and they’re not about to confess their love to the taxman. 💔🙊
In this telenovela of finance, will true love conquer all, or will the Nigerian naira remain the jilted lover? Stay tuned. 🎬🌹
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