Bitcoin decided to play catch-up, climbing 5% like a toddler on a jungle gym, while altcoins threw a party and invited the entire blockchain neighborhood. 🐒
Crypto Market Rebounds After Bearish Stretch
After nearly two weeks of a bearish slump that made my houseplants roll their eyes, the crypto economy decided to throw a comeback party, closing the week with a $4.17 trillion market cap. Bitcoin (BTC) ended the seven-day period on Sept. 13 with a 5% gain, pushing its market cap back above $2.3 trillion. According to Bistamp data, BTC peaked at $116,805 on Sept. 12 before settling in the $115,000 to $116,000 range-like a toddler who’s proud of their “big kid” price but still wants a snack. 🍪
A Bitcoin.com News report claimed BTC’s technical structure was still bullish, suggesting a breach of $117,000 could open a path to $120,000. But let’s be real: it’s more like a financial horoscope. The report also warned that if BTC fell below $114,770, it might retreat to $113,500-like a teenager who forgot their homework and now has to ask for a second chance. 🙄
While bitcoin’s dominance fueled the overall performance, Ethereum (ETH) and XRP were the party crashers, gaining 8.2% and 10.8%, respectively. After spending most of September stuck below $4,600 like a broken elevator, ETH finally hit $4,768-the first time it’d seen that number since August. Congrats, Ethereum. Now maybe take a nap. 🛌
XRP, which had been languishing below $3 like a sad lemonade stand, briefly spiked to $3.18-its highest in three weeks-before settling back at $3.10. It was one of eight high-cap altcoins closing the week with double-digit gains. Other winners? SOL (17.5%), DOGE (35.7%), ADA (12.4%), and the ever-reliable XLM (12.8%). The altcoin zoo was in full swing. 🦒
BNB Hits New All-Time High
BNB also had a milestone day on Sept. 13, hitting $942 and bringing its 12-month gain to over 60%. Pro-BNB analysts say it’s only a matter of time before it breaches $1,000. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to remember where I left my emergency savings account. 🤯
The week’s biggest winners? ERN (2,100%!) and MXY (902%), the token from MXY Finance, which must’ve had a really good therapist. The losers were FORM (-28.5%), GEMS (-22.8%), and REX (-22.2%), while XLM was the top altcoin with double-digit losses. The crypto circus continues, folks. 🎪
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