One beholds in the grey light of our age, not unlike that which crept into the Russian steppe at dawn, the solitary figure of Robert Kiyosaki—author, financier, and a sort of Cassandra in Hawaiian shirts—fixing a somber gaze on the horizon. When he speaks of the “biggest crash in history,” one is not sure whether to pack a suitcase or simply sigh and sit by the samovar.
On the public square of X (formerly the street corner; now with more memes), 2.7 million souls gather in digital robes to hear Kiyosaki cry ruin for 2025. Rampant inflation wanders the land like an untethered bear; artificial intelligence, that cold, efficient cousin from the city, plucks jobs from the masses as if harvesting potatoes. 🤖🥔
Our sage prescribes a familiar remedy: eschew the fleeting sheen of paper currency and hoard gold, silver, and Bitcoin—modern cousins to the family heirlooms, only with more passwords to forget.
“The greatest crash in history, friends, knocks upon our door. Already, millions have lost their livelihood to the indifferent hands of AI. As for the baby boomers—whose sunburnt faces haunted so many office parks—their retirements are gobbled up by inflation, that glutton. Beware! Prophets by the dozen flock to YouTube and schools alike, singing divergent hymns.
Education for safety? That idea, Kiyosaki sneers, is but a ticket to loserdom. My advice, dusty yet evergreen, glimmers on: choose your guides (preferably with good WiFi), and set aside gold, silver, and a dash of Bitcoin. The coming year—2025—will shift the earth itself. Be nimble, be cunning; do not end as the ‘well-educated pauper’ drowned in student debt and lectures about compound interest.”
To the frightened investor, he extends this practical wisdom: fret not over price, but count your coins and ounces as one might count turnips in a cold cellar. A little laughter pierces the gloom: “Poor folk fret about price—yet the rich, divining deeper mysteries, gaze at quantity. I adopted Bitcoin at $6,000; each coin seemed a ticket to another world (and possibly to better parties). I only wish I had amassed more, but alas, fake money is not as easy to conjure as despair. By 2030, Bitcoin may reach $1 million, or perhaps buy you a nice loaf of bread—who is to say? What matters: how much you have, not the fluctuations that plague accountants and dreamers alike.”
The wind whispers through the boughs: how many ounces of gold, silver, and Bitcoin nestle in your pocket? Quantity, not price—such is the lonely wisdom drifting across the fields of modern finance.
BTC, in these uncertain days, broods at $101,874—a number to either inspire or require a strong drink.
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