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In which El Salvador continues its quest to become the world’s most enthusiastic hodler, IMF be damned. 🚀
What to Know (Or Pretend to Know While Sipping Coffee):
- El Salvador just bought another 1,090 BTC because, apparently, “one BTC a day” wasn’t financially reckless enough. 💰
- Their total stash now approaches 7,500 BTC-enough to make even a dragon reconsider its hoarding strategy. 🐉
- President Bukele, ever the optimist, tweeted “Hooah!”-which roughly translates to “We’re either geniuses or future cautionary tale material.” 🤷♂️
El Salvador, undeterred by pesky things like “market crashes” or “IMF disapproval,” has doubled down on its bitcoin obsession like a gambler who’s convinced the next spin will fix everything. 🎰 The country now holds nearly 7,500 BTC, acquired at a leisurely pace of “one per day,” because slow and steady wins the race… or at least ensures you lose money methodically.
Hooah!
– Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) November 18, 2025
Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s price took a nosedive below $90,000, proving once again that the only thing more volatile than crypto markets is a politician’s commitment to fiscal responsibility. 📉
And in a twist nobody saw coming, President Bukele recently met with U.S. officials to discuss “digital asset oversight”-which probably went something like, “So… how’s that whole ‘national bitcoin treasury’ thing working out for you?” 🤔
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2025-11-18 10:45