Eric Trump Said ‘Not Me!’ as Trump Wallet Scandal Sparks Comedy Gold

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Eric Trump Says ‘Not I!’ as Trump Wallet Scandal Sparks Comedy Gold

In a turn of events as surprising as finding a tax haven in Bermuda, Magic Eden (ME), that charming Solana-based NFT marketplace, announced on a fine Tuesday that they were launching a crypto wallet for Trump aficionados. Yes, darlings, while most people are busy with real jobs, ME decided to tantalize the crypto crowd with a shimmering promise of a share in $1 million stolen—err, I mean, offered—in the fabulous $TRUMP. 🪙✨

According to their official website for the so-called trumpwallet, which is purportedly powered by Magic Eden, the project reportedly partnered with the Official Trump memecoin backed by none other than the Maestro himself, Donald Trump. Because nothing screams credibility like a memecoin with a presidential endorsement from someone who’s not exactly known for modesty.

“Yes! This is the Official $TRUMP Wallet by President Trump. Magic Eden partnered with GetTrumpMemes.com to create the first and only $TRUMP Wallet. Have Fun,” said their FAQ—probably while laughing all the way to the bank.

An Epic Denial From Eric Trump

As you might imagine, the moment the news broke about this Trumpwallet bonanza, Eric Trump, the heir to the Trump empire and devout virus of speculation, jumped into the fray declaring he knew nothing of such a cryptic venture. Yes, darling, amidst the chaos, Eric took to Twitter to assert:

I run @Trump and I know nothing about this project! @worldlibertyfi $Trump @AmericanBTC

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) June 3, 2025

Some fans grinned with suspicion, whispering that Magic Eden might just be orchestrating a digital circus—a scam of epic proportions or perhaps a lavish distraction from more pressing scandals. Who can tell these days?

The Market’s Brief Seduction and Swift Rejection

Following the announcement, Magic Eden’s token attempted a daring 28% rally, reaching a lofty $1.15. But, like a bad date, it didn’t last, as the token retraced to around $1 once Mr. Trump’s very cut-and-dried denial hit the airwaves. Nonetheless, the trading volume soared to a dizzying $192 million, making everyone wonder whether this was just another crypto soap opera—truly, the show must go on!

And so, dear reader, in the grand tradition of political intrigue and digital farce, we bid a theatrical adieu to yet another chapter in the glorious, chaotic saga of Trump and crypto. Clowns, fools, or masterminds? Perhaps a little of each, with a dash of sarcasm, of course. 😉🤡

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2025-06-03 22:26