Eric Trump’s Bank Woes Turn Him into Crypto’s Unlikely Hero 😂🚀

Eric Trump, the executive VP of the Trump Org (and the one who didn’t get the family’s Twitter gene), is now the accidental poster boy for crypto. Who knew getting dumped by banks would be the plot twist we didn’t see coming? 🤑

In a Fox Business interview that was less “business” and more “personal drama”, Eric spilled the tea on being ghosted by big banks like Capital One and JPMorgan Chase. 😱

When asked which banks played hard to get, Eric dished,

“Oh God, everybody. Capital One being the largest. I’ve sued them recently. Chase canceled us…” (Cue the dramatic gasp) 🎭

He went on, with the flair of a reality TV star,

“You can’t believe when you get those calls. And we have properties, commercial buildings, that literally have hundreds and hundreds of employees, thousands of people that work in those buildings every single day. They call you up saying in two weeks we’re going need you to shut down the bank account.” (Spoiler alert: It’s not a fun call) 📞💔

But wait, there’s a plot twist! Eric’s de-banking saga turned him into a crypto enthusiast faster than you can say “Bitcoin“. 🤯

“These bank accounts are ecosystems, and they came after us viciously, because my father was in the White House and they wanted to punish us. It was legal lawfare. It was political lawfare. And that’s what opened my eyes.”

Who knew Eric, a guy who’s been knee-deep in bricks and mortar, would pivot to crypto? 🏗️➡️💰

“I’m a hard asset guy. My entire life has been building hotels, golf courses, real estate buildings, commercial buildings, etc. That’s what I’ve done. If there’s anybody’s eyes who shouldn’t have been open to the world of cryptocurrency it was mine other than I realized the power that these banks had, and I realized how they were exerting that power, and they were canceling businesses all over our country. It was political. It was forced. They were targeting people that they didn’t like. It wasn’t fair. And then you realize that there’s not a single thing that those banks do that can’t be done better, cheaper, more efficiently, faster on blockchain.” (Mic drop) 🎤💥

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2025-04-03 17:42