Oh, darlings, after last week’s macro-drama that liquified more crypto dreams than a bad soufflé, Ethereum‘s pullin’ itself up by the bootstraps! 💣 Defending that fancy $3.4K playground like a knight in shining blockchain armor, ETH‘s now schmoozin’ its way back, wonderin’ if this rebound’s the real McCoy or just a fling with a gold-diggin’ relief rally. 😏
Technical Shenanigans
By Shayan (the chart-jugglin’ wizard)
The Daily Gag Reel
On the daily devisor of destiny, Ethereum’s rompin’ back from the $3.4K bargain basement-that’s where the 200-day movin’ average and the bottom of our glorious ascenden’ channel since mid-2025 sit like old pals at a bar. It hit bottom like a cat landin’ on its feet-mostly-and now it’s punchin’ above the 100-day MA near $4K and that midline, flirtin’ with takin’ back control like a Luigi in a plumber’s suit. 🎭
But hold your horses! The first big bad wolf awaits at $4.2K-$4.3K, clashin’ with broken vibes and Fibonacci levels from the venomous dip-0.618 to 0.702, if yer countin’. RSI’s divin’ bullish from oversold depths, sayin’ “More, please!” if momentum doesn’t flake. Close above $4.3K? We’re dancin’ to $4.6K-$4.7K! Reject it? Back to $3.8K-$3.6K for round two, where buyers get their backs tested like an Italian plumber versus a turtle king. 🐢
A daily shutout above $4.3K screams victory, pavin’ roads to richer pastures, or rejection means slippin’ into buyer battlegrounds again. Drama! 🎢
The 4-Hour Comedy Hour
Switchin’ to the 4-hour fast track, Ethereum’s snuck back over that ex-broken ascenden’ line, turnin’ it into support after last week’s crash bash to $3.4K. Now it’s gummin’ toward the 0.618 Fib magic at $4.25K, hoverin’ below $4.3K like a shy vampire at a garlic fest. 🍲
The $4.0K-$4.1K spot’s the make-or-break dance-off. Keep it? Structural muscles flexed for recovery glory! Lose it? Poof, bullish dreams evaporate, exposin’ $3.6K-$3.4K again. For now, it’s lookin’ positive but not promisin’ the moon. Breakthrough $4.3K? Bulls party like it’s 1929-but fun! Rejection? More consilin’ as the market gulps down volatility like cheap wine. 🍷
Sentiment Jamboree
By Shayan (the emotional trapeze artist)
Behold the 1-month Binance liquidation circus map! Last week’s macro meltdown sculpted the derivs world, clumpin’ liquidations $3.4K to $3.6K like popcorn in a fryer-flushin’ out those wannabe bulls as ETH dipped under $3.5K. A grand cleanse, my friends, banishin’ weaklings and resetin’ sentiment like sprucin’ up after a bad date. 🎭
Post-capitulation, the heat-map’s clear as a whistle downstairs-no big liquidity traps below, so short-term doom’s takin’ a breather. Lower liqui-density means leverage’s been exorcised, settin’ up a recovery sans the shakes. 👐
But upstairs? Clusters galore, $4.8K-$5.0K and $5.8K-$6.0K, packed with short-side pockets and unrealized bets-prime targets for upward whoopsies! If ETH romps through $4.3K-$4.4K, we’re chasin’ ’em, sweepin’ shorts like dust bunnies. No premature leverage binges, and ETH’s poised for a gradual ascent, on-chain vibes cheerin’ the climb. 🌟
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2025-10-13 17:00