So, Haliey Welch, aka the “Hawk Tuah” girl, has somehow managed to walk away from a crypto crash unscathed. Like, seriously, who gets to launch a meme coin that nosedives95% and then just… shrugs it off? 🤷♀️ Apparently, our girl Haliey does.
This $HAWK token thingy went from being worth half a billion (yes, with a B) to less than the cost of a fancy yacht in20 minutes. And yet, the SEC was like, “Meh, no fraud here!” Which is kind of hilarious because the rest of us were gearing up for a financial soap opera. 🎭
JUST IN: “Hawk Tuah” girl Haliey Welch says SEC closed its investigation into her crypto meme coin that crashed95% hours after launch.
She says they will not pursue any charges or monetary sanctions.
— Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) March28,2025
Haliey, bless her, just casually mentions, “Oh, by the way, the SEC isn’t coming after me.” Cool, cool, cool. No biggie. Just a multi-million dollar crash and no consequences. NBD. 🙃
And get this: the SEC’s like, “Meme coins? Not our problem.” Which is super convenient for anyone planning their next big crypto adventure. But seriously, folks, the crypto world is still scratching its head over how to handle these rollercoaster rides without everyone losing their lunch. 🎢
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Marc Fagel, a former SEC lawyer, basically said, “Don’t get it twisted. The SEC didn’t say she was innocent. They just don’t deal with meme coins.” So, it’s a bit like being let off the hook because you’re playing a different game. 🎲
And then there’s James Murphy, aka Metalawman, who’s all, “No surprise here, folks. Meme coins are like the wild west, and the SEC’s too busy with the saloon brawls to notice.” If there was any funny business, it’s up to the local sheriffs or maybe the FBI of the crypto world to sort it out. 🤠
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2025-03-29 06:53