In a world where the absurd often masquerades as policy, the Trump administration stands ready to expand its Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The head of the White House’s crypto council has suggested budget-neutral methods for acquiring this digital treasure, as if the mere mention of “budget-neutral” could mask the underlying absurdity. 🤔
“Countless ideas” have emerged, Bo Hines, the executive director of the President’s Council of Advisers on Digital Assets, proclaimed during an interview with the Crypto in America podcast. One can only wonder if these ideas are as plentiful as the grains of sand on a beach or merely a mirage in the desert of fiscal responsibility. 🌵
Perhaps the most ingenious method involves realizing gains on the government’s gold certificates, which are valued at a mere fraction of their true worth. It’s like finding a diamond in a pile of rocks and deciding to sell it for the price of a pebble. 💎
“I’ll point you to Senator [Cynthia] Lummis’ Bitcoin Act of 2025,” Hines continued, as if this act were a beacon of hope in a sea of confusion. “We can identify the real true value of these gold certificates.” One can only hope that this identification process doesn’t involve a magic eight ball. 🎱
Realizing gains on these holdings could indeed be a budget-neutral way to acquire more Bitcoin, Hines asserted, as if the mere repetition of “budget-neutral” could conjure fiscal miracles. The Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, in its infinite wisdom, states that all gold certificates are computed at a statutory price of $42.22 per troy ounce. Meanwhile, spot gold is valued at over $3,000 an ounce. Talk about a bargain! 🤑
Senator Lummis’ proposed BITCOIN Act of 2025 lists “Federal Reserve System gold certificates” as a funding source for Bitcoin purchases. The bill mandates that Fed banks “tender all outstanding gold certificates” to the Treasury Secretary, who will then issue new certificates reflecting the fair market value. It’s like trading in your old car for a shiny new one, but only if the dealer agrees to give you a fair price. 🚗💨
Hines, ever the optimist, is open to any ideas for growing the reserve, provided it “doesn’t cost the taxpayer a dime.” Ah, the elusive budget-neutral strategy, a concept as slippery as a greased pig at a county fair. 🐖
“With all the inter-agency working group actors that will convene in these meetings, we’re going to hear some tremendous ideas. I just don’t want to box us in yet,” he said, as if the mere act of speaking could prevent the inevitable chaos. 🤷♂️
The US government currently holds approximately 207,000 BTC seized from various criminal and civil proceedings, making it the largest known Bitcoin holder among nation-states. Who knew that seizing assets could lead to such a lucrative portfolio? 💼
Bitcoin’s Special Status
During the interview, Hines reiterated Bitcoin’s unique status, suggesting that the White House crypto council treats the strategic reserve and digital asset stockpile with a reverence usually reserved for sacred relics. “Bitcoin is different. It’s unique; it’s a commodity, not a security,” he declared, as if this distinction were a revelation from the heavens. 🌌
“David [Sacks] likes to say it has the immaculate conception, meaning there’s no issuer. It has intrinsic stored value,” Hines added, as if he were discussing a holy artifact rather than a digital currency. 🙏
The White House, in a flurry of activity, rushed to defend Bitcoin’s special status shortly after President Trump announced plans for a digital asset stockpile, which included a motley crew of large-cap altcoins. Even Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick clarified that Bitcoin would be treated differently from the rest of the altcoins, as if they were the favored child in
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2025-03-21 19:25