H100 Group’s Hilariously Bold Swiss Acquisition: What Could Go Wrong? 😂

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In a move that can only be described as either incredibly clever or slightly bonkers, H100 Group has penned a letter of intent to acquire Future Holdings. Yes, you heard it right-a letter! Not an email, not a text, but an actual old-fashioned letter, which is probably typed on a typewriter somewhere near a coffee machine. This acquisition aims to thrust their Bitcoin treasury operations into the land of fondue and chocolate-Switzerland!

On the 12th day of January in the year 2026 (which, incidentally, feels like a scene straight out of a sci-fi novel), H100 Group AB announced this non-binding declaration of intent to scoop up a full 100% of Future Holdings AG-a Swiss-based Bitcoin treasury firm. The price tag? A rather modest $750k (or CHF 600,000 if you’re feeling particularly Swiss today), made up of cash and some shiny new H100 shares that they probably printed just for this occasion. And why, you ask? To plant their flag in Europe’s financial playground, which is known for its strict rules and somewhat alarming propensity for watches.

If this deal goes through (and let’s face it, it’s not like they’re buying a unicorn farm), H100 will stretch its geographical legs beyond the chilly Nordics and enhance its capital-market wizardry for Swiss investors who have been patiently waiting for something exciting to happen. “This transaction supports H100’s expansion into Switzerland,” said Sander Andersen, Chairman of H100, in what can only be interpreted as him trying to sound both serious and enthusiastic while possibly juggling three different types of cheese. Of course, completing this masterpiece of corporate romance is contingent upon the usual due diligence and regulatory approvals, which is code for “We hope the paperwork doesn’t get lost in the mail.”

🧭 FAQs

• What is the target company of the acquisition? Future Holdings AG, a Swiss Bitcoin treasury firm, because why not?
• When was the acquisition intent announced? On the 12th of January, 2026, during a particularly riveting board meeting.
• Where will the expanded operations be based? In the land of chocolate and neutrality-Switzerland, where they will woo Swiss institutional investors with the elegance of a yodeling goat.
• How much is the proposed purchase price? Approximately $750k (CHF 600,000), which is a small price to pay for Swiss chocolate and financial finesse.

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2026-01-12 15:07