Harvard’s Harebrained Gamble: Bitcoin & Gold? 🤯💰

Lo, in the autumn of this year, the venerable Harvard, that paragon of pedantic wisdom, did stir the pot of pecuniary folly by doubling its bet on Bitcoin, as if the digital ledger were some modern-day grail. From a paltry $117 million to $443 million, it danced with the crypto flame, while its gold hoard swelled from $102 million to $235 million-a mere trinket compared to its digital mania. Ah, but what does this signify? A desperate gambler’s hunch, perchance, or the delusional belief that Bitcoin shall outshine even the gilded glories of antiquity? One might say the scholars of Cambridge now chase not knowledge, but the alchemy of inflation, trading parchment for pixels and doubloons for blockchain. 🐘💸

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2025-12-08 09:54