
If you’re enjoying High on Life 2 by Squanch Games, you might find yourself wanting to unlock all of the game’s achievements and trophies.
You might have noticed the trophy names and descriptions in the game are often more like puzzles than clear instructions. The writers seem to favor humor and hidden meanings over directly explaining how to unlock each achievement.
Wondering how many trophies there are in High on Life 2, which ones you need to be careful not to miss, and what it takes to earn that Platinum trophy? We’ve got you covered – keep reading for a full explanation.
How many trophies and achievements are in High on Life 2?
By our count, there are 32 trophies and achievements in High on Life 2.
You’ll earn many of these trophies just by playing through the story. However, some require completing side quests and collecting all the items.
Also, the game has some trophies that are easy to miss. Because you can’t replay missions right now, if you miss any, you’ll need to play through the entire game again to earn the Platinum trophy.
Hey, just a heads-up – I actually got to sit down and chat with the High on Life 2 developers before the game even came out! It was a really cool interview, and I wanted to let you know in case you missed it.
Full list of High on Life 2 achievements and trophies
Here’s a complete list of achievements and trophies for High on Life 2. To make it easier to follow, we’ve broken it down into three sections: trophies you can miss, trophies earned by completing the main story, and those earned by collecting items. We’ve also clarified the requirements for any trophies that might be confusing. Let’s get started!
High on Life 2 missable trophies and achievements
Just a final heads-up: there are some trophies you can easily miss during your first playthrough. Be sure to focus on them now, or you’ll have to play the entire game again to get them!
To achieve the ‘Good Ending’, shoot your sister when prompted at the beginning of the game. This surprisingly leads to a positive outcome – it’s remarkably easy! (Reward: Silver)
Dunston Has Checked In – Navigate the laser maze with perfect precision to help a new friend. – Bronze
The quest ‘Witness the Burning Bush’ seems to reference a humorous event where Moses accidentally burned off Kreg’s pants. To complete it, you’ll need to use a flamethrower turtle during the fight with the Kreg boss. This is indicated by the Silver achievement.
Congratulations on cracking the case! You figured out every single clue and solved the murder mystery flawlessly. We’re glad you played fair and didn’t use any hints!
The phrase “All Your Vase Are Belong to Us” originates from a poorly translated line in a video game. It’s a directive to destroy all the vases owned by a character named Apple, seemingly as a result of a legal order – a playful jab at someone who can’t be allowed to enjoy possessions.
The quiz asks you to demonstrate your knowledge of the Galactic Tax Code. Successfully answering all questions on the Blue Wizard’s quiz will earn you a bronze achievement.
Scientist #1 – You bravely gave everything for the sake of scientific advancement. Well done! – To unlock this achievement, consume all the vials during the Professor Jane Berkel mission. Reward: Gold.
You saved a famous actor’s life! Now, he might mention you when he wins an award. Instead of harming Bronkin Bucko, guide him away from security and try talking to him. This will earn you the ‘Bronze’ achievement.
Congratulations! You’ve successfully won your case by showcasing your basketball skills – a time-honored tradition! Simply shoot paper balls into the hoop in the courtroom until the judge is satisfied. Reward: Bronze.
Enjoy a fun day with Jeppy! Take him to the zoo and let him choose what you do together. Remember, you’re a great sibling, and you aren’t responsible for his future choices – just enjoy the moment. (Bronze level achievement)
Dr. Gurgula is coming back! We’ve discovered all of his secret messages, leading many to wonder if he’ll play a bigger role in the next game. – Gold
Ankhs For The Memories – Was any of this even real? – To unlock this special gold-level ending, complete all three escape rooms and subscribe to the newsletter before you finish the main story.
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High on Life 2 main story trophies and achievements
Don’t worry if the names and descriptions seem complicated. You’ll get everything just by playing the main game.
Broke the Code – You broke the Bounty Hunter code, and now you’re a wanted outlaw. Good luck! – Bronze
We can’t confirm if your drawing was, well, suggestive. But if it was, it likely got a chuckle out of someone! – Bronze
Smash That Kreg Button – Congratulations, you have murdered an animal rights activist. – Bronze
Invasive Procedure – You assassinated a Senator and almost killed yourself in the process. – Bronze
We’re celebrating the wonderful character actor Fred Melamed! He was fantastic as the Blue Wizard, and many remember his memorable performance in “A Serious Man.” Thanks for everything, Fred!
Congratulations on rescuing your dad! Though, things aren’t completely resolved… you also unleashed a dangerous creature in Wyoming. We’ll count it as a partial success for now! (Bronze Trophy)
The title of this piece is ‘So Long, and Thanks For All The Ghosts.’ It playfully suggests you shouldn’t feel guilty about harming a dolphin, claiming they aren’t as innocent as they seem and have a surprisingly dark side. The author encourages readers to research dolphin behavior to understand this perspective. It’s presented with a slightly edgy, ironic tone, labeled as ‘Bronze’.
Achieved the ‘Romanced All 34 Erotic Worm Monsters’ achievement – a very difficult task taking over 100 hours! This is for highly dedicated players, so congratulations!
Silver jokingly refers to a recent event as the ‘Trial of the Century,’ adding a lighthearted comment about being thankful that real life doesn’t involve villainous pharmaceutical companies.

High on Life 2 collection-based trophies and achievements
For those aiming to fully complete the game and earn the Platinum trophy, these collection challenges are a must. They’re the final step to achieving 100% completion.
Bountilogical Studies PhD – Visit every exhibit at the Bounty Hunter Museum. – Bronze
Tanks for the Memories – Fill up the aquarium in Quarters. – Silver
Throne of Games – Find the games in the game. – Silver
Unwanted – Slash all of your Wanted Posters. – Silver
Pro Skater – Complete all teen skatepark activities. – Gold
Phony Hawk – Complete three races in each of the three hubs. – Silver
Fare Thee Well – You successfully delivered the passengers to their final destination, even if it wasn’t in the way you intended. – Earned by failing a taxi challenge and dropping a passenger into a porta potty – Bronze
In the “B.A.L.L. In The Family” challenge, you need to find and collect all three B.A.L.L. members. Each one is unlocked by completing a different activity: one through taxi missions, another by helping the fishing mechanic, and the last by winning a dance competition. Completing this earns you a silver reward.
Niles is frantic! He’s been magically transformed into a claw machine right before their dinner guests arrive and needs help winning multiple prizes to unlock an achievement called ‘Silver’.
In 8-Bit Warrior, you defeat all eight of Nipulon’s 8-Bits (and their minions). To earn the gold achievement, finish the game, return to your room, locate a cartridge on the TV, and play it on the arcade machine.
Congratulations! You’ve completed everything and experienced a full life in the game. Now, it’s time to rest – close your eyes and finish the journey. This achievement unlocks after collecting all trophies and earning the Platinum rank.
That covers everything you need to know about the trophies and achievements in High on Life 2! If you’re interested in learning more, check out our pages on High on Life 2 bounties, guns, and the game’s cast.
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Rob Leane leads gaming coverage at TopMob, managing news and reviews for games on PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, PC, mobile, and VR. He creates content for TopMob’s website, social media, and video platforms, and also writes the weekly gaming newsletter. Before TopMob, Rob worked at Den of Geek, Stealth Optional, and Dennis Publishing.
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