Oh, for God’s sake! Another celebrity crypto drama? π Dean Norris – you know, Hank from Breaking Bad – just got his X account hijacked faster than I can complain about parking. Unbelievable! π€
These hackers created a memecoin called DEAN – how original, right? π And they had the audacity to make a fake video of him promoting it. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? It’s like when someone takes your parking spot and then has the nerve to wave at you! π€¬
The coin spiked to $8.43 million and then crashed faster than my enthusiasm at a family dinner. From $8 million to $60,000? That’s not a crash, that’s a SPECTACULAR IMPLOSION! π₯
And get this – this isn’t even the FIRST time his account got hacked! Seriously? TWICE? I can’t even keep my Wi-Fi password consistent, and this guy’s getting crypto-jacked left and right! π€¦ββοΈ
Of course, in true internet fashion, Reddit users were ready to crucify him before he even knew what was happening. CLASSIC INTERNET! π Norris basically told them to go… well, you can imagine. I would’ve done the same! π
And just when you thought crypto couldn’t get MORE ridiculous, Trump launches a memecoin. BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DOES. π€― This world is a comedy, and we’re all just extras in the worst sitcom ever! π¬
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2025-01-27 05:37