In a move that would make even Midas blush, a certain crypto whale—let’s call them the “Poseidon of Profit”—snatched up 10.4 million GHIBLI tokens for the princely sum of $1,140. Yes, you read that correctly. A sum that wouldn’t even cover a week’s worth of avocado toast. 🥑
But wait, it gets better. This aquatic investor, with the patience of a saint and the foresight of Nostradamus, has yet to sell a single token. As of now, their portfolio is swimming in a cool $224,000—a return so ludicrous it makes the stock market look like a lemonade stand. 🍋
Not content with merely hoarding their digital treasure, the whale has also tossed 7.28 million GHIBLI tokens into liquidity pools, presumably to earn some extra pocket change. Because, you know, a quarter million just isn’t enough. 🏊♂️
Ah, GHIBLI. The memecoin that could. Born on the Solana blockchain, it soared to fame when “Ghibli” became the buzzword du jour, thanks to a certain AI that can turn your cat photos into Studio Ghibli masterpieces. Because nothing says “investment opportunity” like a cartoonish filter. 🐱🎨
And now, in a twist that surprises no one, Binance has added GHIBLI to its Binance Alpha pool. Because if there’s one thing the world needs, it’s another altcoin to obsess over. 🚀
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2025-03-28 09:02