Ah, Semler Scientific, with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, has casually plopped down a cool ten million dollars to snag—not one, not ten, but a sprightly 111 Bitcoins. 🤑 One might wonder if their accountants blinked or simply shrugged and said, “Why not?”
And hold your monocles, dear reader! This bold digital dalliance hasn’t just sat prettily in a ledger; it has pranced around, flaunting a dazzling 23.5% return year-to-date. One could almost hear the Bitcoin whisper, “Thanks for the ride, pals!”
Now swelling their crypto coffers to an eyebrow-raising 3,303 BTC, Semler Scientific seems determined to keep fueling this blockchain bonanza. Whether this is genius or merely luckier than a cat with nine lives, the company marches on, riding the rollercoaster of digital fortune with delight—and maybe a touch of reckless abandon. 🎢
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