- Hyperliquid’s HYPE token, like my last date, has surged more than 30% to $33, thumbing its nose at the likes of Bitcoin and Ethereum. Gotta say, I admire the audacity. Nothing says “healthy relationship” like growth amid a lackluster crypto market.
- Apparently, this token rally is less war and more “friendship bracelet phase.” The rebels fighting “Wall Street” are now cheering for Bitcoin + Traditional Market= 💑, thanks to Hyperion DeFi. Apparently, holding a bounty of HYPE tokens is now de rigueur for anyone thinking of founding a DeFi treasury. Cue the gasps!
- On the journey from crypto renegade to Wall Street friendly, Hyperliquid has traded its punk skirt for a full Wall Street pinstripe. Equities, commodities, whatever the fancy, now find a home here, courtesy of HIP-3. So watch out world, more aliases on the way!
Remember back in the day when crypto was that edgy cousin at the family barbeque, swearing to defy all traditions? All the fun of a masked rebellion until suddenly – burp – it’s having a fancy bachelor’s attempt at merging with Wall Street’s boisterous swearsies.
Enter HYPE token: the rags-to-riches tale of would-be gold-digger tokens that have taken a cheeky little nap on wall street’s lap. “Yeah, well, I’m not a duck, I’m a HYPE,” muses Hyunsu Jung, CEO of Hyperion DeFi. With over 1.4 million HYPE tokens under his wing, he’s probably thinking of wet feet as an asset class too.
HYPE continues to party (or should I say, outperform), making Bitcoin look as appealing as an old wardrobe at a thrift shop. Meanwhile, silver goes absolutely bonkers, trading volumes sees “more towering than your high school crush,” and the total fees are looking like a bonus paycheck that I don’t even dare hope for.
“We’re tokenizing things people forgot existed,” explains Hyunsu, wrapped in his love of budgets and ETFs. “Nonstop, 24/7 markets and cheaper gold and silver than Auntie’s casserole are on the menu-just pretend it’s traditional.”
Hype token, though – the forever envy of any Ponzi – is burning through other tokens like there’s no tomorrow. Thanks, HIP-3, for creating this Instagrammable financial phenomenon. Instead of viral TikTok challenges, why not much rather be trending on crypto’s terms – all deflationary wind propelling our treasury, as if it’s powered by love, heart, and a little bit of magic.
With traditional markets opening seven days a week and 24 hours a day on Hyperliquid, the fairy tale of fairer prices during odd hours is now reality or as close to it as my half-hearted yoga sessions come.
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2026-01-28 11:18