In a dazzling display of financial audacity, Vivek Ramaswamy’s audaciously named Strive prances forth to seize Semler Scientific, that rather quaint enterprise focusing on the enigmatic world of Bitcoin, through a remarkably theatrical all-stock escapade, bedecked in the extravagant trappings of a 210% premium. Imagine, dear reader, the wide-eyed Semler shareholders being serenaded with a delightful 21.05 Strive shares for each solitary Semler share-who wouldn’t crack a grin at this mathematical ballet? 🎭
As if this flamboyant dance were not enough, Strive has also acquired an eye-watering 5,816 Bitcoin for a princely sum of $675 million, deftly swelling their combined Bitcoin treasury past the ethereal threshold of 10,900 coins. One can almost hear the rustling of virtual coins and the faint echoes of dancing dollar bills. 💵
The nascent conglomerate, upon its impending resplendent union, envisions itself as the titan of corporate Bitcoin ownership, wielding a preferred equity leverage model with the grace of a prima ballerina, whilst contemplating the delightful monetization of Semler’s diagnostics business-a veritable cornucopia for future growth. Oh, the delightful irony of merging health diagnostics with the ephemeral realm of cryptocurrency!
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