Investing in MOONPIG: A Rollercoaster Ride or Just a Rollercoaster?

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Ah, the great MOONPIG. Our beloved Solana meme coin just decided to play a little game of “whoopsie!”—plummeting over 30% in a single 24 hours! That’s almost impressive if it wasn’t so tragic! 🙈

Enter stage left: suspicion of a rug pull, complete with a dramatic eye roll. All eyes are on the whale of Hyperliquid, James Wynn. 🎭 I mean, who needs popcorn with this level of theatre?

Welcome to the MOONPIG Circus: The Impressive Heights and Dismal Drops

Once upon a time in a meme market not too far away, MOONPIG was practically the Beyoncé of crypto, skyrocketing 1500% in just 21 days! It had lows, it had highs—like my dating life, except this time, it reached a peak of $0.135 before crashing back down like my self-esteem after being ghosted. 🤷‍♀️

Some savvy traders made a killing, or rather, a MOONPIG-style fortune. One “whale” with a fondness for TRUMP tokens flipped a humble $7,619 into a jaw-dropping $1.4 million on May 24. Talk about hitting the jackpot! 💰

Another genius, whose shopping spree included 11.95 SOL (roughly $2,000), also pocketed $1.4 million in just 17 days. If only my investments could make me rich as quickly as my therapist says I need to be on my emotional healing! 😭

But alas, the high-flying MOONPIG hit a wall on May 24, greeted by a series of red candles that even my kitchen during a cooking disaster can’t compete with. From $0.135 to $0.054 in what felt like the blink of an eye! 😱 Cue the community yelling “Rug pull!” like it’s a football game.

MOONPIG Price Chart

Suspicion settled comfortably on our friend James Wynn. Some users on X referred to him as the “Lord of the Dumps,” claiming he dumped a heap of MOONPIG faster than my friend can devour a taco at a 3 AM food truck. 🌮

According to the juicy gossip from crypto trader Chilearmy123, Wynn scooped up 3% of MOONPIG’s stash, pumped it up, then sold for a glorious 1,500x profit—because why not ruin a good thing, right? Plus, there’s chatter that he might’ve pocketed $9 million from Hyperliquid to boot! 🤑

In true dramatic fashion, Wynn took to X on May 25, declaring he was just a simple investor and definitely not the puppeteer pulling on the MOONPIG strings. Sorry, James—your denial is as believable as my excuses for skipping the gym! 💪🏼

Yet, some folks online decided to defend him like He’s some kind of meme economist. Thanks for the morale boost, but can we get a refund on our trust issues? 🙃

By the way, according to Stalkchain—who seems to have all the receipts—Wynn coughed up over $600K for those 17 million MOONPIG coins, probably in hopes of building a crypto empire! I mean, who spends that much money just to rug pull for a few percent? 🤔

“Would someone spend more than $600K+, build infra, and go public with his identity…just to rug for a few % in #moonpig?” Stalkchain rightly questioned.

And here we are now, watching MOONPIG struggle to regain some dignity with its price teetering at $0.07978. Stay tuned, dear readers; this saga is far from over! 🎢

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2025-05-26 15:28